3-5 years?
So, round about the age I was when I first heard this joke.

comment by Villain of the Peace (U19898)
posted 8 seconds ago
3-5 years?
So, round about the age I was when I first heard this joke.
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Whats green & Invisible?????

















































































This Cabbage --------------->

"Whats green & Invisible????"

Is it Rob Green at the World Cup?

comment by Villain of the Peace (U19898)
posted 3 seconds ago
"Whats green & Invisible????"

Is it Rob Green at the World Cup?
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He wasn't invisible, he just wishes he was after that USA goal.

A man walks into a bar.

comment by Wing_Genius_John_Aston (U19099)
posted 53 seconds ago
A man walks into a bar.
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joke of the day

What is pink and fluffy?


























































































































































































































Pink fluff

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What's red and invisible?

Anderson playing at OT

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comment by Wing_Genius_John_Aston (U19099)
posted 3 minutes ago
A man walks into a bar.
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Did he go 'ouch' because it was an iron bar?

Whats blue and fluffy













Pink fluff holding its breath.

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I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust."

comment by Wild_ Rover (U5211)
posted 9 seconds ago
I've decided to sell my Hoover... well, it was just collecting dust."
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Love it

They should make that the joke of the year

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I walk into a bar
The barman says " Why the long face?"
I replay "because I'm a fecking horse"

"comment by Busbybabes (U9083)
posted 27 seconds ago
I've decided to sell my hoover"

What, you and WildRover?

I used to have sëx with my adopted sister.

It stopped being fun when I found out she was adopted though.

This guy from over the road was talking to me earlier.

"My wife's just told me she's been having an affair with Dave the milkman," he confided.

"What? That fat ugly fùcker I see every morning outside your house?"

"Yes," he laughed, cheering up.

"Why would Dave the milkman want to shåg that?"

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice

My two best friends are called William and Hills

What are the odds of that

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died