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Xmas presents

Looking for ideas for presents for the missus, I've already got her a new bag and belt, she'll be ungrateful as usual but the hoover will work better.

Wums welcomed lol

posted on 11/12/14

Tried that last year, she broke em lol

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posted on 12/12/14

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posted on 12/12/14

comment by THE ACE FACE (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
Have a full size statue of me erected in your bedroom, it'll get her foaming at the gash and give her something to hang her towels on. Might make you feel inadequate but at least you'll be in the good books.
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And it blows hot air.

posted on 12/12/14

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comment by THE ACE FACE (U18814)
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Have a full size statue of me erected in your bedroom, it'll get her foaming at the gash and give her something to hang her towels on. Might make you feel inadequate but at least you'll be in the good books.
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And it blows hot air.
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Make a working replica and it will probably try and blow itself out of loneliness

posted on 12/12/14

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posted on 12/12/14

Get her a strap-on, pegging is all the rage.

posted on 12/12/14

comment by Half a Big Bite - The Studge Don't Budge! (U7237)
posted 49 minutes ago
Get her a strap-on, pegging is all the rage.
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You know where you can shove that idea!

posted on 12/12/14

Here's one I saw on our board last week......
Get her a new fridge and watch her face light up as she opens it

posted on 13/12/14

Dani Elves

posted on 13/12/14

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Dani Elves

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Sorry - wrong thread

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