Something that goes from 0 to 80 in a few seconds.
Bathroom scales
All my christmas presents were bought and wrapped before december
Got my burd a new ring (after demolishing her old one )
But truthfully.. got her a new pandora ring, dvd that she wanted, perfume and a book
Tried that last year, she broke em lol
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comment by THE ACE FACE (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
Have a full size statue of me erected in your bedroom, it'll get her foaming at the gash and give her something to hang her towels on. Might make you feel inadequate but at least you'll be in the good books.
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And it blows hot air.
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posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by THE ACE FACE (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
Have a full size statue of me erected in your bedroom, it'll get her foaming at the gash and give her something to hang her towels on. Might make you feel inadequate but at least you'll be in the good books.
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And it blows hot air.
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Make a working replica and it will probably try and blow itself out of loneliness
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Get her a strap-on, pegging is all the rage.
comment by Half a Big Bite - The Studge Don't Budge! (U7237)
posted 49 minutes ago
Get her a strap-on, pegging is all the rage.
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You know where you can shove that idea!
Here's one I saw on our board last week......
Get her a new fridge and watch her face light up as she opens it
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Dani Elves
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Sorry - wrong thread
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posted on 11/12/14
Something that goes from 0 to 80 in a few seconds.
Bathroom scales
posted on 11/12/14
All my christmas presents were bought and wrapped before december
Got my burd a new ring (after demolishing her old one )
But truthfully.. got her a new pandora ring, dvd that she wanted, perfume and a book
posted on 11/12/14
Tried that last year, she broke em lol
posted on 12/12/14
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posted on 12/12/14
comment by THE ACE FACE (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
Have a full size statue of me erected in your bedroom, it'll get her foaming at the gash and give her something to hang her towels on. Might make you feel inadequate but at least you'll be in the good books.
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And it blows hot air.
posted on 12/12/14
comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by THE ACE FACE (U18814)
posted 1 minute ago
Have a full size statue of me erected in your bedroom, it'll get her foaming at the gash and give her something to hang her towels on. Might make you feel inadequate but at least you'll be in the good books.
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And it blows hot air.
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Make a working replica and it will probably try and blow itself out of loneliness
posted on 12/12/14
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 12/12/14
Get her a strap-on, pegging is all the rage.
posted on 12/12/14
comment by Half a Big Bite - The Studge Don't Budge! (U7237)
posted 49 minutes ago
Get her a strap-on, pegging is all the rage.
Add Comment | Complain | Share
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You know where you can shove that idea!
posted on 12/12/14
Here's one I saw on our board last week......
Get her a new fridge and watch her face light up as she opens it
posted on 13/12/14
Dani Elves
posted on 13/12/14
comment by SM67 (U19913)
Dani Elves
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Sorry - wrong thread
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