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Old People

now i have nothing against them, hell i even know a few

Some smell like wee, others just sit there all day, some have heads that wobble up and down when they talk to you, most smell like parma violets.

most hate the youth of today and think they are rude and bad mannered.... when in fact old people are some of the most ignorant feckers going.

but should there be an age where they should be stopped from doing certain things like driving??

i was driving behind one the other day and he was doing 28 mph in a 50.
he obviously didnt feel comfortable doing the limit, so should he really be on the road??

2 people died this morning in london after an 87 year old driver drove the wrong way up the motorway

should oldies be stopped from driving after a certain age??

posted on 12/10/15

wrinklies need love too, just like fat people

posted on 12/10/15

Necrophilia, is that a bad thing ?
I thought we called liked a cold one every now and then.

posted on 12/10/15

Even at 70 not only do I take my mobile with me,but I turn it on as well.
Got a tablet too, only a hudl2 but much to my surprise I got an update to lollipop ,5.1 last week. Does for me.
Phone motog 2. As you can see, budget choices, but I'm happy with both.
Polo for town, old Beemer for longer.
Old TomTom, so I don't have to ask someone young the way.

In fairness I really like nearly all the young people I meet, bright, interesting, quite idealistic a lot. I think my generation will be leaving a smarter generation in charge.
Getting old is OK, you don't feel much different inside, you have more time to enjoy what you like.
And you can still drive a car.

posted on 12/10/15

yeah getting old does have its perks, you can watch granny p 0 r n without being made to feel like a perv for starters

posted on 12/10/15

I think my generation will be leaving a smarter generation in charge.

...................

That would be my generation.

Sadly we are leaving the likes of Dunc to mind the store after us.

posted on 12/10/15

dont worry, the future is in good hands

posted on 12/10/15

Dunk in charge of the store.

Customer

"Can I purchase the latest IPad please."

Dunc

"let us talk about my willy instead, wibble wibble"

posted on 12/10/15

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comment by Beeb (U1841)

posted on 12/10/15

Just to see his wibbler, Rap?

Getting older is fantastic. Especially if you've sold up and taken a very early retirement abroad.

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posted on 13/10/15

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 14 hours, 59 minutes ago
Dunk in charge of the store.

Customer

"Can I purchase the latest IPad please."

Dunc

"let us talk about my willy instead, wibble wibble"
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