Fantasy Boxing - Clarke vs Di Canio

31 August 2011

After last nights antics at the County Ground:

Ladies & Gentlemen, tonights main event is a tag weight bout between Paolo "Il Duce" Di Canio, fighting out of Rome Italy & Leon "Jordans Baby" Clarke fighting out of Wolverhampton............

Personally, I would like to see these two examples in a no holds barred bare knuckle fight on a caravan site surrounded by bales of hay.......but who would win?

Vote 5: Il Duce

Vote 3: Jordans Baby

Vote 1: Draw

comment by Mega Milan & his trigger happy blunt slaying Madine Gun (U7609)

posted on 31/8/11

Il Duce anyday of the week, Jordans nipper's far too slow and clumsy and Duce would only have to dance his way around him to confuse him, make him dizzy and then land the "Facist Poke" signature move straight into his eyes to finish him off. So its a 5 from me

comment by chupa (MASSIVE OWLS) (U7105)

posted on 31/8/11

Clarky is a big tard whereas Paulo is ultimately Italian and therefore when 'push' comes to 'shove' a bit yellow.

DRAW!

comment by Greno (U2127)

posted on 31/8/11

Alternatively you could guess the outcome of a rumoured fracas in the players lounge involving SAS and a chair.

My money is on the chair.

comment by Massi Veanus / Bangkok (U6579)

posted on 31/8/11

Di Canio attacks the ref., lowers his guard and Clark catches him with his legendary piemaker.

Win by knockout / dive for Clark.

comment by I was Shibboleth30 (U4641)

posted on 31/8/11

Di Canio would not use his left for fear of being ridiculed if his 'hammers' tattoo on his inner bicep is exposed.

Clarke win IMO.