Il Duce anyday of the week, Jordans nipper's far too slow and clumsy and Duce would only have to dance his way around him to confuse him, make him dizzy and then land the "Facist Poke" signature move straight into his eyes to finish him off. So its a 5 from me

Clarky is a big tard whereas Paulo is ultimately Italian and therefore when 'push' comes to 'shove' a bit yellow.

DRAW!

Alternatively you could guess the outcome of a rumoured fracas in the players lounge involving SAS and a chair.

My money is on the chair.

Di Canio attacks the ref., lowers his guard and Clark catches him with his legendary piemaker.

Win by knockout / dive for Clark.

Di Canio would not use his left for fear of being ridiculed if his 'hammers' tattoo on his inner bicep is exposed.

Clarke win IMO.

Clarkey. Even in a 'no holds barred' competition Di Canio would find some way to cheat and would be disqualified.

Leon Clarke will be doing better in the first round, celebrate and injure himself kicking a bale of hay, and Do Canio will win.