A joke

by puffinthebushkangaroo2 (U20236)

21 December 2015

WORLD WAR III
IN THE PLANNING STAGES ............

Donald Trump and Marco Rubio are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Trump and Rubio sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'

Trump says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Rubio says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with massive t1ts.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with massive t1ts?
Why kill a blonde with massive t1ts?'

Rubio turns to Trump and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a fack about the 140 million Muslims.’

comment by Hector (U3606)

posted on 21/12/15

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

comment by puffinthebushkangaroo2 (U20236)

posted on 21/12/15

Roberto - wouldn't that be a bloke who steals your toe ?

comment by Cloggy (U1250)

posted on 21/12/15

After a long night of making love the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.

She whispers in his ear 'That's me before the surgery.'