Your Maf Limericks

comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 2 hours ago
posted 10 hours, 19 minutes ago
Maf, meet me for a fwight!

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I will lose my class fighting with a village idiot like you.

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The only thing you'll lose are teeth and a few pints of blood, blud

Says an Irish knuckle fighter

"Knuckle fighter" ...what do you fight with, your bad breath and the English dictionary?

Was that really a grammatically correct sentence from maf

That's your mums trade

comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
Says an Irish knuckle fighter
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comment by Don't Click_Hiddink the golden Guus (U14639)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Was that really a grammatically correct sentence from maf
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Nope. Not unless he's taking about someone who fights Irish knuckles

There was a young lad called Maf
Who winds people up for a laugh
Says he supports West Ham
But everyone knows it a sham
As he's got less brains than a giraffe

Not the best I know but at least it rhymes in the right places although some of you southern jessies will pronounce 'laugh' as 'larf' instead of 'laff'

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 8 minutes ago
There was a young lad called Maf
Who winds people up for a laugh
Says he supports West Ham
But everyone knows it a sham
As he's got less brains than a giraffe

Not the best I know but at least it rhymes in the right places although some of you southern jessies will pronounce 'laugh' as 'larf' instead of 'laff'
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first 2 lines don't rhyme

oi maf you pikey fack, west ham

So did Chronic win this then or was it one of Ace's efforts