I love the relationship you guys have. It's a beautiful thing.

henrys cat. next I will do one about you

There once was a poster called Chronic,
Whose love for Maff was ironic,
For post after post,
He'd try his utmost,
To post something that wasn't moronic.

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I do believe that is the best thing I have written anywhere ever.

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comment by The Ace Face (U18814)
posted 3 minutes ago
There once was a man of no worth
Who should've been drowned at birth
Towards Spurs he's so bitter
At work he cleans the Gary Glitter
He really is the scuum of the earth
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not quite Ace the iambic pentameter is way off.

comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted 29 minutes ago
There once was a poster called Chronic,
Whose love for Maff was ironic,
For post after post,
He'd try his utmost,
To post something that wasn't moronic.
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this is excellent !

There once was a child called Maff
Who was terribly in need of a bath
So stupid is he
That we all think comfortably
It should get its own Barry graph

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There a lad that's very confused
It was down to being abused
Young Maf is a pain
So i'll say it again
It was down to being abused.

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There's ^

comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 24 minutes ago
There once was a child called Maff
Who was terribly in need of a bath
So stupid is he
That we all think comfortably
It should get its own Barry graph
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spurtle.

this is quite awful.
the ranking so far goes


chronic 1
grizzly 2
ace 3
tux 4








































spurtle 5

5 stars? Thanks Chronic

Winner gets printed on Chronic's member page

comment by Don't Click_Hiddink the golden Guus (U14639)
posted 12 seconds ago
Winner gets printed on Chronic's member page
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And on the fan club t-shirts.

Winner gets tattooed on his butt cheek.

comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 3 minutes ago
Winner gets tattooed on his butt cheek.
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Loser printed on the other one

comment by Don't Click_Hiddink the golden Guus (U14639)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 3 minutes ago
Winner gets tattooed on his butt cheek.
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Loser printed on the other one
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Let's be honest, you'd be the loser whichever cheek it was.

Yaaaaaay!
CL here i come

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comment by justanotherTopperSpur (U1409)
posted 1 hour, 23 minutes ago
There once was a lad called Maff
The local toilet he did staff
He was considered a bit of a loon
Not sure if p!key or G00n
So confused was our little MAaff
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unless your northern then the first two lines don't rhyme

That vile little caant called surrender
He really is a bellender
Cleaning bogs is his thing
Oh how he loves to sing
As he scrapes fresh shlt of the cubicle floors

..........just hand over the prize!

comment by Chaz - The apology extractor (U15980)
posted 51 minutes ago
That vile little caant called surrender
He really is a bellender
Cleaning bogs is his thing
Oh how he loves to sing
As he scrapes fresh shlt of the cubicle floors

..........just hand over the prize!

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wtf is going on with the last line?

its meant to rhyme with the first