Another reetard turned up
Maf, meet me for a fwight!
Maf couldn't Box his way out of a cardboard box - especially if the instructions were in English and it said Left, Right, Top, Bottom
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posted 10 hours, 19 minutes ago
Maf, meet me for a fwight!
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I will lose my class fighting with a village idiot like you.
I offered him out but he decided to run
So I went round his gaff for a go on his mum
Her m*nge looked rank
So I only paid for a w*nk
And told her her son is a worthless piece of scuum
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You offered me a fight in your village where you could get help from village scccum like you or run to the police. Why not face me near your own club you claimed to support sccumbag
Oh by the way, your wife is selling herself to homeless people near London Bridge
comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 2 hours ago
posted 10 hours, 19 minutes ago
Maf, meet me for a fwight!
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I will lose my class fighting with a village idiot like you.
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The only thing you'll lose are teeth and a few pints of blood, blud
Says an Irish knuckle fighter
"Knuckle fighter" ...what do you fight with, your bad breath and the English dictionary?
Was that really a grammatically correct sentence from maf
comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
Says an Irish knuckle fighter
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comment by Don't Click_Hiddink the golden Guus (U14639)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Was that really a grammatically correct sentence from maf
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Nope. Not unless he's taking about someone who fights Irish knuckles
There was a young lad called Maf
Who winds people up for a laugh
Says he supports West Ham
But everyone knows it a sham
As he's got less brains than a giraffe
Not the best I know but at least it rhymes in the right places although some of you southern jessies will pronounce 'laugh' as 'larf' instead of 'laff'
comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 8 minutes ago
There was a young lad called Maf
Who winds people up for a laugh
Says he supports West Ham
But everyone knows it a sham
As he's got less brains than a giraffe
Not the best I know but at least it rhymes in the right places although some of you southern jessies will pronounce 'laugh' as 'larf' instead of 'laff'
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first 2 lines don't rhyme
oi maf you pikey fack, west ham
So did Chronic win this then or was it one of Ace's efforts
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posted on 21/4/16
Another reetard turned up
posted on 21/4/16
Maf, meet me for a fwight!
posted on 21/4/16
Maf couldn't Box his way out of a cardboard box - especially if the instructions were in English and it said Left, Right, Top, Bottom
posted on 21/4/16
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posted on 22/4/16
posted 10 hours, 19 minutes ago
Maf, meet me for a fwight!
-----
I will lose my class fighting with a village idiot like you.
posted on 22/4/16
I offered him out but he decided to run
So I went round his gaff for a go on his mum
Her m*nge looked rank
So I only paid for a w*nk
And told her her son is a worthless piece of scuum
----
You offered me a fight in your village where you could get help from village scccum like you or run to the police. Why not face me near your own club you claimed to support sccumbag
Oh by the way, your wife is selling herself to homeless people near London Bridge
posted on 22/4/16
comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 2 hours ago
posted 10 hours, 19 minutes ago
Maf, meet me for a fwight!
-----
I will lose my class fighting with a village idiot like you.
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The only thing you'll lose are teeth and a few pints of blood, blud
posted on 22/4/16
Says an Irish knuckle fighter
posted on 22/4/16
"Knuckle fighter" ...what do you fight with, your bad breath and the English dictionary?
posted on 22/4/16
Was that really a grammatically correct sentence from maf
posted on 22/4/16
That's your mums trade
posted on 22/4/16
comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
Says an Irish knuckle fighter
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comment by Don't Click_Hiddink the golden Guus (U14639)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Was that really a grammatically correct sentence from maf
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Nope. Not unless he's taking about someone who fights Irish knuckles
posted on 22/4/16
There was a young lad called Maf
Who winds people up for a laugh
Says he supports West Ham
But everyone knows it a sham
As he's got less brains than a giraffe
Not the best I know but at least it rhymes in the right places although some of you southern jessies will pronounce 'laugh' as 'larf' instead of 'laff'
posted on 22/4/16
comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 8 minutes ago
There was a young lad called Maf
Who winds people up for a laugh
Says he supports West Ham
But everyone knows it a sham
As he's got less brains than a giraffe
Not the best I know but at least it rhymes in the right places although some of you southern jessies will pronounce 'laugh' as 'larf' instead of 'laff'
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first 2 lines don't rhyme
posted on 22/4/16
oi maf you pikey fack, west ham
posted on 24/4/16
So did Chronic win this then or was it one of Ace's efforts
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