about 10 years ago in a blackout
in Latvia maf's mum got her rat out
his dad stuck in his tool
ploughed her til she drooled
and 9 months later baby maf was shaaat out

comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 3 hours, 40 minutes ago
Turkish Priiiick is talking about visas

Shouldn't you be wrapping kebabs?
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maf what do you think is more intelligent, you or a kebab?

F** off maf you Latvian little c***.... I was Born in this country where as you probably popped out Your mums dirty fa. nny on a lorry crossing Calais you thick mug

Born in this country or smuggled into this country?

About time for you to wrap up kebabs, you boringcant

Yay. Great banter.

please behave yourself maf and don, or this thread will get pulled.

the fact that maf is a Latvian dung farmer doesn't give him any less right to be here, under the law of the land.

he is however a massively thick caaaant

Two sponegebobs are telling some doesn't have a right to stay in this country. What an irony

maf do you have a limerick?

Where is the Turkish kebab?

Can we please put maf through an intensive English language course? Would make his ramblings slightly less painful to decipher

Here you go Moronic, your boyfriend is here. About time to pull your pants

Maf where is your attempt at a limerick you worthless pikey ?

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He calls us a clown club and looters
And spends all day riding scooters
He can't go to Tottenham
He's too soft and smells rotten
And the gangsters would pull out their shooters

Look at this scccumbag FartFace, he can't resist to talk about me.
I challenged him to meet me at his own club Coward always acts like a big boy sitting behind the screen in his wheelchair

"I challenged him to meet me"

You sad goat muffer

comment by SurrenderToMe (U8613)
posted 4 hours, 56 minutes ago
Look at this scccumbag FartFace, he can't resist to talk about me.
I challenged him to meet me at his own clubCoward always acts like a big boy sitting behind the screen in his wheelchair
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maf have you completed your bet that you lost 4 seasons ago? you were meant to run naked through Tottenham is spurs qualified for the CL.

let me know when it is so that I can stand at the end of the high road and punch you right in your snout as you get over the finishing line

So are we putting maf through this English language course then he'd still be a thick caant but not an illiterate one

dunno. I did send him a link to "English for dummies" book on amazon a couple years back.

hes probably too thick to work out how to buy it though

Probably still saving up those pennies he finds on the floor in Victoria bogs (assuming the majority of his wages are going towards a new cardboard box to reside in for the winter)

maf is almost certainly one of those Bulgarian pickpocketers on the under ground.

that's the only way he can get onto a computer, must have nicked someones ipad and is lingering around in a hotel lobby somewhere trying to get wifi.

cretinous caaaant

Maf is being destroyed to smithereens here

Why does he always come back for more!?

posted 2 hours, 43 minutes ago
Maf is being destroyed to smithereens here

Why does he always come back for more!?
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That's called destroying

maf is almost certainly one of those Bulgarian pickpocketers on the under ground.

that's the only way he can get onto a computer, must have nicked someones ipad and is lingering around in a hotel lobby somewhere trying to get wifi.

cretinous caaaant

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At least someone let me into a hotel. But, no one lets you in a CaribbeanCant like you. You look like a child snatcher

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