Lost interest after the 4th line....

However ..........if you want to be picky...

That vile little caant called surrender
He really is a bellender
He loves to kiss ring
Cleaning bogs is his thing
He's a goat molesting Albanian bender

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comment by The Ace Face (U18814)
posted 1 hour, 28 minutes ago
Hey Maf I've just dumped a log
So get in here and start cleaning this bog
Enjoy the work
You insufferable berk
While I go bang your mum the old dog
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his name is maf and he's not very bright
so cleans toilets the whole day and night
theres a gap obviously
where his brain should be
but we need poo cleaners so thats alright !

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comment by justanotherTopperSpur (U1409)
posted 54 minutes ago
comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted 14 hours, 4 minutes ago
comment by justanotherTopperSpur (U1409)
posted 1 hour, 23 minutes ago
There once was a lad called Maff
The local toilet he did staff
He was considered a bit of a loon
Not sure if p!key or G00n
So confused was our little MAaff
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unless your northern then the first two lines don't rhyme
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???
Maff-staff...don't rhyme?
How do you pronounce Maff that it doesn't sound like staff?
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are you being serious?
I speak with a London accent therefore maf and staff don't rhyme !

Maf maf maf,
Cleans the bogs at Victoria station,
Is a Latvian mug because he's certainly not Asian
Thinking he's clever will take lots of persuasion.
Fu** little plank is probably sitting in his basement...

Wa** himself off with a pair of tweezers,
The mugs about as week as a Bacardi breezer,
He deserves to be chopped up and put in a freezer,
By our main man ace on here, the tottenham hotspur geezer


F** off maf you pikey little pr**
Roaming around on JA with your pencil d**
Your posts are so mundane they make me sick
Oh s*** your visa is running out.... Get this c** out the country quick!!!!!!!!

comment by Don_tottenham (U3372)
posted 13 minutes ago
Maf maf maf,
Cleans the bogs at Victoria station,
Is a Latvian mug because he's certainly not Asian
Thinking he's clever will take lots of persuasion.
Fu** little plank is probably sitting in his basement...

Wa** himself off with a pair of tweezers,
The mugs about as week as a Bacardi breezer,
He deserves to be chopped up and put in a freezer,
By our main man ace on here, the tottenham hotspur geezer


F** off maf you pikey little pr**
Roaming around on JA with your pencil d**
Your posts are so mundane they make me sick
Oh s*** your visa is running out.... Get this c** out the country quick!!!!!!!!
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don

quite the rude poet aren't you.

that isn't a limerick though

did you ever get my number off rapboob?

Chronic, I have always been a good lyricist .... Haven't done it for years so a little rusty but that will do for now

No I didn't mate, I don't have rap mugs number. Unless admin can email it to me?

alert admin, ask him to email me (surely have my email details on their system), and I will send the number back.


don the Turkish rapper

Cypriot chronic, half Turkish Cypriot .... Get it right

I thought you were greek Cypriot and was trying to annoy you

Works both ways

bit like your mrs. she sucks you off and me

Nah chronic, she don't like party sausages

comment by Don_tottenham (U3372)
posted 2 minutes ago
Nah chronic, she don't like party sausages
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she does when they are a foot long

Turkish Priiiick is talking about visas

Shouldn't you be wrapping kebabs?

So who won in the end

comment by Don't Click_Hiddink the golden Guus (U14639)
posted 1 minute ago
So who won in the end
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This thread has no winners.....

Won't somebody think of the Iambic Pentameter

clicky, I won mate.


maf, do you have a contribution you would like to make? you little pikey ratcaaaant

A reason to vote brexit would be Maffy
his mum has the looks of a staffy
his breath smells ofshit
he has a face like a fit
and he's harder to understand than Hafi

he has a face like a fit

He's