Well it is that time of the year again folks. Secret F'ing Santa time. I hate works parties and I am going away to mexico for most of December but I still have 2 secret santas to get for colleagues.
My budget is £10 for each one. Both of the colleagues are girls who are really boring. They stay at home most nights and hardly drink. They have no hobbies and they are fat so don't do sport.
They are 24 and 26 years of age.
Any suggestions folks would be very helpful.
Please keep it clean....
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posted on 28/11/16
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comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted on 28/11/16
comment by CoutinhosHappyFeet (U18971)
posted 41 seconds ago
It's National Lambeau's Christmas Vacation.
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I was actually going to ask if his father in law was called Clark Griswold.
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted on 28/11/16
comment by CoutinhosHappyFeet (U18971)
posted 2 minutes ago
It's National Lambeau's Christmas Vacation.
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Apt reference!
comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted on 28/11/16
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by CoutinhosHappyFeet (U18971)
posted 2 minutes ago
It's National Lambeau's Christmas Vacation.
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Apt reference!
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comment by Kav H (U19426)
posted on 28/11/16
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Yes, Xmas will be a hoot now!
Surely it couldn't be more uncomfortable than the time we stayed over at her folks soon after our daughter was born, and I walked in on her dad 'sorting himself out' on the floor of the downstairs bathroom.
He broke the cardinal unspoken rule of "we'll not ever acknowledge this happened nor speak about it.. ever!" by pursuing me up to her old room a few minutes later to say "Well that was a bit awkward, wasn't it?"
He even tried to pass it off as 'a regular check for lumps.' Why his member needed to be erect for that activity, I'm not quit sure.
At least now I'll have something to feel equally uncomfortable over around the rest of the family.
Sorry I'm late but this has got to be one of the best things I have read on here
comment by Butcher of Bilbo (U5125)
posted on 28/11/16
Lambeau That is just too funny
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted on 28/11/16
Lambeau
As a bit of payback on what you've had to witness, why not try to arrange a situation where he walks in on you as you are boffing his daughter, just at the point as she's sh*tting on your chest...
comment by Two Balls, One Saka (U19684)
posted on 28/11/16
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 5 hours, 20 minutes ago
Yes, Xmas will be a hoot now!
Surely it couldn't be more uncomfortable than the time we stayed over at her folks soon after our daughter was born, and I walked in on her dad 'sorting himself out' on the floor of the downstairs bathroom.
He broke the cardinal unspoken rule of "we'll not ever acknowledge this happened nor speak about it.. ever!" by pursuing me up to her old room a few minutes later to say "Well that was a bit awkward, wasn't it?"
He even tried to pass it off as 'a regular check for lumps.' Why his member needed to be erect for that activity, I'm not quit sure.
At least now I'll have something to feel equally uncomfortable over around the rest of the family.
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Incredible
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted on 28/11/16
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 6 hours, 22 minutes ago
Yes, Xmas will be a hoot now!
Surely it couldn't be more uncomfortable than the time we stayed over at her folks soon after our daughter was born, and I walked in on her dad 'sorting himself out' on the floor of the downstairs bathroom.
He broke the cardinal unspoken rule of "we'll not ever acknowledge this happened nor speak about it.. ever!" by pursuing me up to her old room a few minutes later to say "Well that was a bit awkward, wasn't it?"
He even tried to pass it off as 'a regular check for lumps.' Why his member needed to be erect for that activity, I'm not quit sure.
At least now I'll have something to feel equally uncomfortable over around the rest of the family.
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comment by TBone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted on 1/12/16
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 days, 21 hours ago
Yes, Xmas will be a hoot now!
Surely it couldn't be more uncomfortable than the time we stayed over at her folks soon after our daughter was born, and I walked in on her dad 'sorting himself out' on the floor of the downstairs bathroom.
He broke the cardinal unspoken rule of "we'll not ever acknowledge this happened nor speak about it.. ever!" by pursuing me up to her old room a few minutes later to say "Well that was a bit awkward, wasn't it?"
He even tried to pass it off as 'a regular check for lumps.' Why his member needed to be erect for that activity, I'm not quit sure.
At least now I'll have something to feel equally uncomfortable over around the rest of the family.
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