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Calming techniques for our rival fans

I am getting worried about our rival fans right now. They seem to be really wound up by our football club. We don't even have to write articles nowadays we have the rent boys, the mancs and the potatoes doing it all day every day for us.

The king wum Got Better is getting worried he is going to be made redundant. I am sure he won't be though as he gets soo many bites every day of the week but I am sure he still getting nervous

Anyway I am getting worried about the renters, mancs, goonies and potatoes. They seem to be getting so wound up with our club right now. The stress must be taking years off their lives.

Anyway fellow red fans. I notice you are all pretty calm right now so I wanted to see how you guys chill so much. Can you give any ideas to our rival fans?

Some ideas I have thought about are -

Drink Horlicks
Medidate
Smoke the mean green
Drink peppermint Tea

What would you suggest for the poor souls that are so wound up and angry??

posted on 13/9/17

Couldn't watch. Will catch a replay.

You should stop policing our boards to have a go at people who post during the match. How pathetic are you?

I've never filtered anyone but I've considered filtering you. I can take wumming and sheet but the snoozefest you induce is too much.

posted on 14/9/17

Easy tiger.

Don't be reeled in such easily. Filter away, but I know that you will be mentioning me in comments somewhere down the line.

posted on 14/9/17

So what if I mention you. Even the chuckle brothers get mentioned sometimes, doesn't have to be in a good way.

posted on 14/9/17

You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.

posted on 14/9/17

comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 25 minutes ago
You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.
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Yeah you'd never stoop so low

posted on 14/9/17

comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 25 minutes ago
You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.
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Yeah you'd never stoop so low
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Thanks.

posted on 14/9/17

comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
You always feel the need to get personal and insult people. That's a shame.
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😢 😢 😢

posted on 14/9/17

Do hope Arouna hit the Ovaltine early tonight

posted on 14/9/17

posted on 14/9/17

comment by Coutinho's Happy Feet (U18971)
posted 2 hours, 35 minutes ago
Do hope Arouna hit the Ovaltine early tonight
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Nope. Been at a post races dinner.

Good to see the manager come out and accept som responsibility

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