Why not ask Lukaku

I remember once reading John Motson's being described as the size of a baby's arm.

comment by AFCISMYTEAM (U14931)
posted 30 minutes ago
I'm sure there are other forums you can go to, if you would like to discuss men's di***.
I thought JA606 was about football.
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Football and Brexit.

And a poster called RDD used to do a regular article on make-up tips.

Have you seen the revised suggestion doing the rounds?

Belgian scoring genius,
We can’t sing about his penis,
We’re politically correct,
He’s offside when erect

They have tried to ban our song
About our players 2 foot dong
they can moan and they can beg
but we'll still sing about his 3rd leg

My goodness..

comment by Juan Matador (U17834)
posted 4 hours, 35 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 6 minutes ago
My terrible joke has gone over everyone's head.

I even tagged the Everton board as a hint.
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I doubt that went over anyone's head mate.

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Won't go over....or under Roms head!

Proves we live in liberated times if United fans like to sing songs about the players nobs rather than their skills.

On his latest interview with Sky Sports, he mentioned chants as being a bit absurd, and especially "the one" about him having no place in football, and also shorting him 2 inches.