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To lift the gloom

And off topic,a few funny quotes from my favourite comedy program.

Dougal. to Father Ted. "Didn't you once tell me that Father Jack once had a trial for Liverpool"
Ted. No..no,he was on trial in Liverpool".

Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Father Jack" " FECK OFF CUP".

Father Ted: Dougal, Do we have any Incense"?
Dougal. " There was a spider in the bath the other night Ted"

posted on 24/10/20

Dougal thought he meant Insects and not Incense, Which is the fragrant burning substance that they waft about during religious ceremonies⛪️

posted on 24/10/20


Hmmm....

Incense to insects is a bit too far a stretch to be really funny.

posted on 24/10/20

“My Lovely Horse,
Running through the field,
Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing,
In the wind” l

Hilarious song & video 😂

posted on 24/10/20

comment by ...KLOPP OUT... (U3823)
posted 54 minutes ago

Hmmm....

Incense to insects is a bit too far a stretch to be really funny.


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Try it in an Irish accent.

posted on 24/10/20

My Lovely Horse,
Running through the field,
Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing,
In the wind” l

Hilarious song & video

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Genius combo of Neil Hannon and Father Ted...

posted on 24/10/20

"DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND!"

posted on 24/10/20

"Thats a hairy baby Ted"

posted on 24/10/20

comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted 14 hours, 17 minutes ago
Dougal thought he meant Insects and not Incense, Which is the fragrant burning substance that they waft about during religious ceremonies⛪️
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If you have to explain the "joke", it probably wasn't funny!

posted on 24/10/20

Not everyone has the same sense of humour or is able to accept that quite often, the written word does not impart the tone,accent or depth of expression which is portrayed on screen.
I assume that you did not have the good fortune to see this particular episode ..........globaled.

posted on 24/10/20

Your comment is actually more funny than that joke!

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