Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Father Jack" " FECK OFF CUP"
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Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Father Jack" " FECK OFF CUP"
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Down with this sort of thing!!!

Great TV, classic.

Father Ted, Dermot Morgan

Comedy genius.

‘That money was only resting in my account’

The one when he’s accused of being a racist

I’m gonna sicken you all now. If youse filter me then I understand. For someone who’s a massive comedy fan and nearly 40, I’ve never seen Father Ted apart from a few clips over the years. It is on my to do list like

Filtered.

Father ive just kilt a man.

Ted: I'll talk to you later.


Hairy... Japanese.... b's

Kick bishop Brennan up the ars e

Or knocking the ding out of his car.

Or him trying to explain perspective to Google in a caravan. Very small, far away.

Graham Norton doing a jig with 20 students in the same caravan.



Oh and the airplane and the tape dispenser.

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comment by The Crystal Skull from thon Indiana Jones Disaster (U21917)
posted 19 seconds ago
"So I hear you're a racist now father"

getting called "Father Ted Curly" whens he's go the hots for the author who becomes a nun
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It’s when the Chinese are invited to his house and he’s doing a Natzi salute by accident

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Will you have a cup of tea Your Grace. No thank you I am allergic and if I drink it then it will kill me. Mrs Doyle:
Oh, Well, I'll make you one anyway.

It's my money, I just didn't want to fill out the paperwork.

As the lad runs out of a post office after shooting it up

We could go on and on. After starting the thread I kept on recalling more and more and laughing out loud to myself. Good job I was'nt on a bus.
He's our centre half. I hope you find the time to watch the full series very soon. When you do, let us know what you think. Silky.

The couple that own the shop kicking the crap out of each other until the premise wals in and being all bice, then getting knives out as soon as he’s gone

No4 please find time to watch this. I’d also highly recommend it crowd too (same writers) it’s also very, very funny

Father Ted: Dougal, Do we have any Incense"?
Dougal. " There was a spider in the bath the other night Ted"




I don't get it.......... ???

Boris is doing great, isn’t he Ted?

Dougal thought he meant Insects and not Incense, Which is the fragrant burning substance that they waft about during religious ceremonies⛪️

Hmmm....

Incense to insects is a bit too far a stretch to be really funny.

“My Lovely Horse,
Running through the field,
Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing,
In the wind” l

Hilarious song & video 😂

comment by ...KLOPP OUT... (U3823)
posted 54 minutes ago

Hmmm....

Incense to insects is a bit too far a stretch to be really funny.


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Try it in an Irish accent.

My Lovely Horse,
Running through the field,
Where are you going,
With your fetlocks blowing,
In the wind” l

Hilarious song & video

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Genius combo of Neil Hannon and Father Ted...

"DON'T TELL ME I'M STILL ON THAT FECKING ISLAND!"

"Thats a hairy baby Ted"

comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted 14 hours, 17 minutes ago
Dougal thought he meant Insects and not Incense, Which is the fragrant burning substance that they waft about during religious ceremonies⛪️
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If you have to explain the "joke", it probably wasn't funny!