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Worst Chelsea attacker currently - Vote

Who’s the worst? Some are young some are inexperienced however all have played over 35 PL games and all are Fackin trash

You decide

Vote 5 For Chelseamf’s self pro claimed best winger in the PL HUDSON-ODOI which I assume now was a typo and he actually meant best SINGER

Vote 4 For the self proclaimed best passer in the world HAKIM ZIYECH according to Lampard who evidently needed glasses

Vote 3 For the least efficient German striker in history TIMO WERNER

Vote 2 for the American CHRISTIAN PULISIC who probably should of stuck to Baseball

Vote 1 for the supposed German wonderkid KAI HAVERTZ who seems like he’s smoked 40 Marlboro a day given his lack of doing anything of any note except standing around

Bit of goal info below in the PL

Goals are not everything but their assist records are Fackin trash as well apart from Werner’s who’s are still average

• Werner - 46 PL games, 7 goals
• Havertz - 43 PL games, 6 goals
• Pulisic - 64 PL games, 16 goals
• Ziyech - 35 PL games, 4 goals
• Hudson-Odoi - 71 PL games, 4 goals

Most of Pulisics goals was that red hot patch under Lamps

posted on 20/1/22

comment by Robbb : Ralpha Males > Olesexuals (U22716)
posted 2 minutes ago
Agree on Lukaku. If people watch the games they’ll see him make run after run after run and no one plays him in. The other day I saw CHO take the ball forward, stop and then pass back to the defence when Lukaku was waiting to be played in. No wonder he’s annoyed. If I were Tuchel I’d play Havertz up top with him in a 352 and just get the ball forward as much as possible.
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Agreed, and it’s why I didn’t really get Tuchel’s angry comments saying he won’t build the team or base the team around Lukaku. Which is essentially what needs to be done to get the best out of Lukaku as seen with Belgium where everyone just feeds him relentlessly from all different ways whether it be balls in the box, ball to feet or crosses and that’s why he’s so prolific

Here as per usual it seems to be every man for himself and we don’t play to a strikers strength or for a striker, our open play for a top 6 team is atrocious, we score so little goals

But it also begged the question why on earth did Tuchel buy him in the first place he knew what he was getting or must of known what he’d need. Otherwise buy attackers and play a false 9 system

posted on 20/1/22

Can’t remember the exact figure but I’m sure out of our last 30 goals scored something like 20 of them have been from set plays or penalties

posted on 20/1/22

Was nice knowing you Oscar. Cmf will be at your door in mere minutes now armed to the t’ts

posted on 20/1/22

comment by Oscar. #TeamFury. (U12980)
posted 46 minutes ago
comment by Robbb : Ralpha Males > Olesexuals (U22716)
posted 2 minutes ago
Agree on Lukaku. If people watch the games they’ll see him make run after run after run and no one plays him in. The other day I saw CHO take the ball forward, stop and then pass back to the defence when Lukaku was waiting to be played in. No wonder he’s annoyed. If I were Tuchel I’d play Havertz up top with him in a 352 and just get the ball forward as much as possible.
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Agreed, and it’s why I didn’t really get Tuchel’s angry comments saying he won’t build the team or base the team around Lukaku. Which is essentially what needs to be done to get the best out of Lukaku as seen with Belgium where everyone just feeds him relentlessly from all different ways whether it be balls in the box, ball to feet or crosses and that’s why he’s so prolific
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No wonder their golden generation won nothing then. Imagine having the two Hazard's, De Bruyne and then deciding the one to build around is Lukaku.

Even Ole wasn't stupid enough to do that.

posted on 20/1/22

Lukaku?

posted on 20/1/22

bit unfair on Timo hes provided a lot of assists and scored a few but hes had some awful luck with var he would be way ahead in our top scorer list if his 19? disallowed goals counted. i know its an excuse but there have been quite a few very dodgy offside calls against hinm at times. my vote is a tie between CHO and Ziyech. Odoi runs like a headless chicken and Ziyech performs like a girl scout in a fight with mike tyson he so facking weak its unbelievable.

posted on 20/1/22

As the opposition if I would have any of your attackers have chance I would hope its Werner.
Will probably score against us on Sunday now

posted on 25/1/22

Jesus

Are these stats right

• Werner - 46 PL games, 7 goals
• Havertz - 43 PL games, 6 goals
• Pulisic - 64 PL games, 16 goals
• Ziyech - 35 PL games, 4 goals
• Hudson-Odoi - 71 PL games, 4 goals

posted on 25/1/22

Are these starts…

comment by Superb (U6486)

posted on 25/1/22

Probably not but either way that's just not good enough from those players.

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