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Why Kane Is Better Than Haaland

I've seen a load of debate on here the last few days, talking about Kane + Haaland trying to work out the better player. Now for me Haaland is a high level, top class goalscorer but overall as a footballer there are many deficiencies to his game; these will hinder City badly when he stops scoring or encounters bad form, whereas Kane is always a threat for Spurs even when he doesn't score. Just more on Haaland by the way, I think City are becoming too reliant on him in games; with his poor injury record and therefore a layoff inevitable, you have to again question how Pep will handle it.

Anyway to borrow a bit of an old favourite (Footie Manager) I will rate each player below based on attributes of a footballer and overall I think people will see Kane is better. I also encourage fellow users to use my (well FM's) system to rate them too but I do ask people are fair in regards to it. For those who are unaware, the ratings system goes from 1-20 with 20 clearly being the highest level a player can reach. So for example Messi's dribbling would be 20, Shearer's finishing would be 20 and so on. Here we go!

Kane:

Finishing: 18
Heading: 16
In The Box: 18
Technique: 18
Dribbling: 17
Composure:18
Flair: 16
Pace: 13
Acceleration: 13
Strength:17
Awareness:18
Passing:17
Creativity:18
Work Rate:18


Haaland:

Finishing: 19
Heading: 15
In The Box: 20
Technique: 14
Dribbling: 13
Composure: 18
Flair: 14
Pace: 16
Acceleration: 16
Strength:19
Awareness:19
Passing: 12
Creativity: 12
Work Rate: 16

If you look at the overall, footballing ability and technical quality of Harry Kane then you can see he's better.

posted on 14/10/22

comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
BT sport just reported Haaland is on £865k per week.

But City aren’t financial dopers
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I doubt that’s true
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The internet never lies

posted on 14/10/22

comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
BT sport just reported Haaland is on £865k per week.

But City aren’t financial dopers
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I doubt that’s true
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The internet never lies
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Is culer the whole internet?

posted on 14/10/22

City have doped their way around it by bumping him up with bonuses. The key here is to understand that bonuses are never guaranteed, so they can literally pay him over 1 million p/w as long as he keeps scoring tap ins.

posted on 14/10/22

comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 20 seconds ago
City have doped their way around it by bumping him up with bonuses. The key here is to understand that bonuses are never guaranteed, so they can literally pay him over 1 million p/w as long as he keeps scoring tap ins.
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All pl clubs are doped, get over it

posted on 14/10/22

comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
BT sport just reported Haaland is on £865k per week.

But City aren’t financial dopers
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I doubt that’s true
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The internet never lies
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Is culer the whole internet?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Multiple reports have been coming out about his wages and the ridiculously easy bonuses

posted on 14/10/22

comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 1 minute ago
BT sport just reported Haaland is on £865k per week.

But City aren’t financial dopers
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I doubt that’s true
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The internet never lies
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Is culer the whole internet?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Multiple reports have been coming out about his wages and the ridiculously easy bonuses
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Wow culer gets paid to post here?

posted on 14/10/22

comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 20 seconds ago
City have doped their way around it by bumping him up with bonuses. The key here is to understand that bonuses are never guaranteed, so they can literally pay him over 1 million p/w as long as he keeps scoring tap ins.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
All pl clubs are doped, get over it
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Nonsense. The likes of City are murdering football with their fraud.

posted on 14/10/22

comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by Ole dirty Baztard - penited and penandes (U19119)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Culèr: The Evolving Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 20 seconds ago
City have doped their way around it by bumping him up with bonuses. The key here is to understand that bonuses are never guaranteed, so they can literally pay him over 1 million p/w as long as he keeps scoring tap ins.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
All pl clubs are doped, get over it
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nonsense. The likes of City are murdering football with their fraud.
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True. The league is doped

posted on 14/10/22

Just looked it up. Culer is on £895k a post paid from an unknown but very old German Argentinian named Adolf Himmler. Gets a bonus every time he gets 100 comments on a thread and a bonus for trashing women’s rights.

Internet never lies

posted on 14/10/22

Lol Baztard

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