My next door neighbour is a caanntt

I've got one caaant beside me. Warning signs - massive short wave radio aerial in the garden, myriad open sided outbuildings covered in corrugated with no PP, used mainly to store junk and old bits of wood he puts in his log burner, ancient camper van rusting in the drive. Only had one incident so far he shouted at my barking dog despite him having a dog that barks in the garden regularly. He's in the book.

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by HarlequinHebdo (U16981)
posted 14 minutes ago
We have a sweet lovely old lady near us,
so she seems to people who don't know her !........

but she is the biggest stirrer and trouble maker around ,a vile old cow !
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The old lady opposite us always seems sweet but we realised she always gives backhanded compliments.

Stuff like 'I see you've got a new car, I don't normally like red cars but yours is nice' or she once said to my wife 'that haircut looks so much better than your previous one.'

You always walk away from the conversation with her realising you've just been put down.
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Used to have to deal with a guy that had to 'win' every conversation we ever had. Couldn't help himself pointing something minor out that had nothing to do with the gist of what you were saying.
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tell me you were talking to me without saying your talking to me!

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
I've got one caaant beside me. Warning signs - massive short wave radio aerial in the garden, myriad open sided outbuildings covered in corrugated with no PP, used mainly to store junk and old bits of wood he puts in his log burner, ancient camper van rusting in the drive. Only had one incident so far he shouted at my barking dog despite him having a dog that barks in the garden regularly. He's in the book.
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A Mankie Frankie !!

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comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by HarlequinHebdo (U16981)
posted 14 minutes ago
We have a sweet lovely old lady near us,
so she seems to people who don't know her !........

but she is the biggest stirrer and trouble maker around ,a vile old cow !
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The old lady opposite us always seems sweet but we realised she always gives backhanded compliments.

Stuff like 'I see you've got a new car, I don't normally like red cars but yours is nice' or she once said to my wife 'that haircut looks so much better than your previous one.'

You always walk away from the conversation with her realising you've just been put down.
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Used to have to deal with a guy that had to 'win' every conversation we ever had. Couldn't help himself pointing something minor out that had nothing to do with the gist of what you were saying.
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tell me you were talking to me without saying your talking to me!
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10x worse than you, mate. He's best mates with a Rangers legend. Not saying who.

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 48 seconds ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by HarlequinHebdo (U16981)
posted 14 minutes ago
We have a sweet lovely old lady near us,
so she seems to people who don't know her !........

but she is the biggest stirrer and trouble maker around ,a vile old cow !
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The old lady opposite us always seems sweet but we realised she always gives backhanded compliments.

Stuff like 'I see you've got a new car, I don't normally like red cars but yours is nice' or she once said to my wife 'that haircut looks so much better than your previous one.'

You always walk away from the conversation with her realising you've just been put down.
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Used to have to deal with a guy that had to 'win' every conversation we ever had. Couldn't help himself pointing something minor out that had nothing to do with the gist of what you were saying.
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tell me you were talking to me without saying your talking to me!
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10x worse than you, mate. He's best mates with a Rangers legend. Not saying who.
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there is no way you could really know how many times worse he is................i think your just saying that to win an argument

Aren't pigeons protected? The factory where I work are permitted to shoot the eggs of the seagulls nesting on the roofs, but they're not permitted to shoot the birds. Instead, they tried hiring a predatory bird handler (Hawk) but the gulls kept beating the sheet out of it 🤣

As for the neighbour, just sling the dead pigeons back over his fence.

Could you send this neighbour over here for a while?
They built a new bridge here 3-4 years ago. But when they started to demolish the old one they removed the peregrine falcons and their nests. Fookin flying rats have now invaded the small island I live on. Fookin old bat next apartment was feeding them on her balcony and the they built a nest there. Now I'm out there every day chasing the vermin.

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 2 minutes ago
Could you send this neighbour over here for a while?
They built a new bridge here 3-4 years ago. But when they started to demolish the old one they removed the peregrine falcons and their nests. Fookin flying rats have now invaded the small island I live on. Fookin old bat next apartment was feeding them on her balcony and the they built a nest there.Now I'm out there every day chasing the vermin.
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Here's a mad idea...get a gun

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 2 minutes ago
Could you send this neighbour over here for a while?
They built a new bridge here 3-4 years ago. But when they started to demolish the old one they removed the peregrine falcons and their nests. Fookin flying rats have now invaded the small island I live on. Fookin old bat next apartment was feeding them on her balcony and the they built a nest there.Now I'm out there every day chasing the vermin.
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Here's a mad idea...get a gun
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Another one? Don't need the attention.

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 3 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 2 minutes ago
Could you send this neighbour over here for a while?
They built a new bridge here 3-4 years ago. But when they started to demolish the old one they removed the peregrine falcons and their nests. Fookin flying rats have now invaded the small island I live on. Fookin old bat next apartment was feeding them on her balcony and the they built a nest there.Now I'm out there every day chasing the vermin.
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Here's a mad idea...get a gun
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Another one? Don't need the attention.
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Its OK to shoot bats especially old ones.