good article lad

*but will end up being shot myself

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Fixed it

First World problems

Think of those poor folk who have Putin as a neighbour and he drops bombs on them.

Enjoy your Christmas, if you are able to in such terrible times for yourself.

Pigeon pie is tasty. A pub near Parbold did it.

Opening a feud with a gun toting, alcoholic maniac. Can't see this ending badly for you at all.

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comment by Ace (U22861)
posted 45 seconds ago
Don’t be a snitch by going to the pigs, they couldn’t find their arris with both hands.

I used to have neighbour issues, I took to sending him death threats - old school style. Newspaper cuttings glued to paper while wearing gloves, and posted whenever I was out of town as to give a different city postmark. Also, if you notice he’s going on holiday - pike a couple of kippers through his letter box, his gaff will stink by the time he gets back. Dog turds as well if he pops to the shop, although you have to be careful nowadays in case they have a Ring doorbell or something else that might record you in the act. And I’d certainly be slinging the pigeons back over into his facking garden as a starting point.
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If his garden doesn't interlink yours then sneak a bit of Japanese Knotweed (bindroot) into his soil one night. After a few months it will have massacred his garden and it's not a cheap fix. Done this numerous times to people who didn't pay up on jobs.

Start a rumour about him....on social media, something noncey

Wait till it's dark,then sneak up behind him and clobber him with a piece of 4 by 2 !

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Befriend him. Get close to him. Go around to his every other day for a pint. Then, when you’re there, start loading the phone handset on his landline with pennies. Start off slow, and overtime build up the amount in there. He’ll start adjusting his strength accordingly. Then, when the handset is full, one day empty it. The next time he picks up he’ll end up punching himself in the face.

Job done.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun.

Buy yourself a gun and shoot back.

Generally, the Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) in the UK has legislated through the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 (Chapter 69) that it's illegal to harm or kill wild birds, such as pigeons and seagulls, unless an individual adheres to certain licences.20 Jun 2022

comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 1 minute ago
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun.

Buy yourself a gun and shoot back.
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get a catapult

shoot stones at his door & windows...he'll hate that

Poolmyfinger has moved in next to you?

comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 18 seconds ago
Generally, the Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) in the UK has legislated through the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 (Chapter 69) that it's illegal to harm or kill wild birds, such as pigeons and seagulls, unless an individual adheres to certain licences.20 Jun 2022
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police being lazy caants then...basically

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comment by Ace (U22861)
posted 6 minutes ago
My general advice would be to wage all out war on him, along with the things I’ve mentioned above, a dousing of paint stripper on his motor and letting his tyres down never hurts. And as winter is coming, I’d be going out at night and pouring water all over his front step and outside his door so that it freezes over - when he comes out next day he’ll go flying, might even break a hip or something which has a high 2 year mortality rate.

Does he get milk delivered by the milkman? If so you can really go to town. You’ll need some anti freeze, a syringe and a fine needle (don’t buy them online, pay cash somewhere). Simply inject a syringe full of anti freeze through the foil top into his milk every morning before he brings it in. He won’t notice the pin prik hole, or the taste, but before long he’ll be feeling too ill to load his gun nevermind shoot a pigeon, and ultimately will probably snuff it.

Here’s another one - get some expanding foam and fill his keyhole up, he’ll have to get a locksmith out. Play loud music all hours of the night. And if he has any pets, kill them. A dog for example, but if steak covered in rat poison and bosh, he’ll be devastated.
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Don't forget a cup of full strength concentrated Roundup tossed onto his lawn - that's a re-turf job or a firelighter set and tossed under his shed - leaves no evidence.

comment by Ace (U22861)
posted 1 minute ago
Presumably by gun you mean air rifle? There are laws that prevent people from firing them within certain parameters of residential property. If you really wanna snitch, film him doing this and grass him up. Personally I’d still go down the route of killing his dog, but whatever suits you.
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kidnap his dog...that'd be better

Collect all the dead birds that end up in your garden. Wait till they get all maggot ridden then post them all through his door.

A pigeon sandwich is as good as it gets. If you’re lucky enough to have another land in your garden you should make one.

comment by Clever - son son son - 'Ten Haaaagendas p... (U18599)
posted 4 minutes ago
Poolmyfinger has moved in next to you?
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You'd know if it was him....Nascar blaring out of the lounge, three V8 cars, big fack off barbie & a fackin ten metre American flag off his roof

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 minutes ago
A pigeon sandwich is as good as it gets. If you’re lucky enough to have another land in your garden you should make one.
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winged rats

comment by Champers - Pow! Right in the kisser (U6859)
posted 42 minutes ago
comment by Ace (U22861)
posted 45 seconds ago
Don’t be a snitch by going to the pigs, they couldn’t find their arris with both hands.

I used to have neighbour issues, I took to sending him death threats - old school style. Newspaper cuttings glued to paper while wearing gloves, and posted whenever I was out of town as to give a different city postmark. Also, if you notice he’s going on holiday - pike a couple of kippers through his letter box, his gaff will stink by the time he gets back. Dog turds as well if he pops to the shop, although you have to be careful nowadays in case they have a Ring doorbell or something else that might record you in the act. And I’d certainly be slinging the pigeons back over into his facking garden as a starting point.
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If his garden doesn't interlink yours then sneak a bit of Japanese Knotweed (bindroot) into his soil one night. After a few months it will have massacred his garden and it's not a cheap fix. Done this numerous times to people who didn't pay up on jobs.
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this is the worst advice on this page ....
DO NOT DO WHAT HE SUGGESTS !!

Buy a few gnomes and dot them around his garden. Every few days add a few more and change their positions. He’ll soon get freaked out enough