Football jokes!!

Emile Heskey turned up at Thrope Arch with a ruck sack. The security guard gets worried and asks him "what you got in there?" Emile replies "some counter feit tickets and d r u gs!" The security guard says "thank god for that I thought you'd brought your boots!"

In May the Premiership released a new larger Made in Swnasea, bottled in Cardiff.
Also A new cooking cube was releasee by oxo for Cardiff, its called the laughing stock !!!

Chelsea fans are up in arms about the proposed move away from Stamford Bridge,a spokesman said "You just can't bulldoze ten years of history...."

What do you call a Cardiff fan with lots of girlfriends?

A shepherd.

What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?

They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.

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red, i take it you are from thailand?

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I like sausages
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so sausage jockey you want football jokes about any other team apart from Leeds I guess I'm going to get deleted again.

I was walking to work the other day when something caught my eye, I noticed something on the fence on the other side of the road, I got curious & crossed over to take a look. To my surprise it was 3 Man U season tickets nailed to the fence, I couldn't believe my eyes so I looked again & yep they were the real deal. I looked about & no one was watching so I thought fookit I am going to have them, you can never have enough nails.