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Anybody who hasn't read the article 'Ridiculous Stats for Erling Haaland' should take 10 minutes to do so.

Obviously the best striker in the PL at the moment by a long way, and they make a pretty convincing argument for him being the best ever. His goals come at one every 65 minutes, against teams at the bottom of the league as well as those at the top of the European royalty.

One day his ridiculous records will be broken but I suspect they will stand for a long time. If he had played more minutes rather than being substituted at half time in games where Pep has decided that the opposition has had enough, he would probably have beaten Dixie Dean's long held single season record.

posted on 20/4/23

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
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comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
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comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
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The clause was removed to allow him to move for less than 150m.

Removing the clause is good for Halland because no one will pay 150m for anyone anytime soon.
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Is anyone likely to stump up Darwen' £20 buy out clause this Summer?
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Darwin is here to stay many years. We're not a plastic club ran by dictators and that signs mercenaries.
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good ... he might reach 10 league goals then !
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He's outscored all your players.

Didn't think that one through, did you you genius?
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No he hasnt ...... you didnt do any research did you genius ?!?!
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OK, where would he rank in terms of goals scored if he played for you?
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5th .... outscored by a RB. our 1st choice and back up striker have scored more as has a player making his debut season as a pro.

again you should prob do your research and know what your talking about before just letting your belly rumble.

I could also name another 14 players in the EPL alone that have scored more than Nunez
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Only 14? Phhhht. I intentionally didn't do the research. I wanted you to do it for me and give me the info like a good little errand boy. Thanks though.
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I think its pretty clear you didnt do any research

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Knew you'd do it and present the report to me. Good boy.
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and those reports confirmed your star striker has been stinking this year... record transfer too.... ouch.

Here have some Sudocrem for that ....
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Star striker

I guess this is what happens when you have Morelos as your greatest player of the modern era.

posted on 20/4/23

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comment by whodunnit (U22710)
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comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 1 minute ago
The clause was removed to allow him to move for less than 150m.

Removing the clause is good for Halland because no one will pay 150m for anyone anytime soon.
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Is anyone likely to stump up Darwen' £20 buy out clause this Summer?
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Darwin is here to stay many years. We're not a plastic club ran by dictators and that signs mercenaries.
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good ... he might reach 10 league goals then !
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He's outscored all your players.

Didn't think that one through, did you you genius?
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No he hasnt ...... you didnt do any research did you genius ?!?!
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OK, where would he rank in terms of goals scored if he played for you?
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5th .... outscored by a RB. our 1st choice and back up striker have scored more as has a player making his debut season as a pro.

again you should prob do your research and know what your talking about before just letting your belly rumble.

I could also name another 14 players in the EPL alone that have scored more than Nunez
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Only 14? Phhhht. I intentionally didn't do the research. I wanted you to do it for me and give me the info like a good little errand boy. Thanks though.
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I think its pretty clear you didnt do any research

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Knew you'd do it and present the report to me. Good boy.
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and those reports confirmed your star striker has been stinking this year... record transfer too.... ouch.

Here have some Sudocrem for that ....
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Star striker

I guess this is what happens when you have Morelos as your greatest player of the modern era.
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who said morelos is our greatest player of modern era?? you??

I dont.

yes the guy that you smashed your record transfer deal is your star striker. 85m striker just might get into double figures for the season

posted on 20/4/23

So you are really a Rangers fan? Having a go at Nunez numbers?



Get the Fack outta town lad.

comment by bomdia (U13941)

posted on 20/4/23

comment by red_evils (U19878)
posted 42 minutes ago
Why did you write the whole post to discuss about Haaland with the title of a linked website?
If I want to ask for review of Titanic movie, I won’t create a post called imdb
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Feel free not to comment. It was for City fans to read the article, that is all. It seems to have stirred up a hornets nest of sad and bitter individuals desperately hoping that Haaland will leave.

posted on 20/4/23

comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 3 minutes ago
So you are really a Rangers fan? Having a go at Nunez numbers?



Get the Fack outta town lad.
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yes.....

what club do I need to support before Nunez' 9 league goals claim becomes valid?

posted on 20/4/23

comment by bomdia (U13941)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by red_evils (U19878)
posted 42 minutes ago
Why did you write the whole post to discuss about Haaland with the title of a linked website?
If I want to ask for review of Titanic movie, I won’t create a post called imdb
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Feel free not to comment. It was for City fans to read the article, that is all. It seems to have stirred up a hornets nest of sad and bitter individuals desperately hoping that Haaland will leave.
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I dont hope he leaves, I enjoy watching so much of him. I just think he will follow through on his original plan of staying at city for a bit and then moving to Real Madrid like it or not they are the biggest team in the world and he wants to play for them at some point it seems.

Guys a machine, hope he stays at Man City.

posted on 20/4/23

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
comment by Taki Minamino (U20650)
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he'll have a weird place in footballing history, will set some stupid records but wont ever come close to how ronaldo/messi are/were viewed.
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He is the next version of Ronaldo. He is a machine, almost the perfect striker. If he avoids injuries he will be remembered as such. the perfect striker.
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Ronaldo played as a wide forward for almost all of his career, at least the most relevant part of it, and played in a completely different style to Haaland. I really don't see the similarities other than 'they score tons of goals'.

posted on 20/4/23

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 1 hour, 51 minutes ago
comment by K7-0ptimus Primal (U1282)
posted 3 minutes ago
So you are really a Rangers fan? Having a go at Nunez numbers?



Get the Fack outta town lad.
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yes.....

what club do I need to support before Nunez' 9 league goals claim becomes valid?
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A football club.

posted on 20/4/23

comment by bomdia (U13941)
posted 2 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by red_evils (U19878)
posted 42 minutes ago
Why did you write the whole post to discuss about Haaland with the title of a linked website?
If I want to ask for review of Titanic movie, I won’t create a post called imdb
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Feel free not to comment. It was for City fans to read the article, that is all. It seems to have stirred up a hornets nest of sad and bitter individuals desperately hoping that Haaland will leave.
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No, just asking a valid question which it’s fine you couldn’t answer. I hope you beat Arsenal to the title really

comment by bomdia (U13941)

posted on 20/4/23

comment by red_evils (U19878)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by bomdia (U13941)
posted 2 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by red_evils (U19878)
posted 42 minutes ago
Why did you write the whole post to discuss about Haaland with the title of a linked website?
If I want to ask for review of Titanic movie, I won’t create a post called imdb
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Feel free not to comment. It was for City fans to read the article, that is all. It seems to have stirred up a hornets nest of sad and bitter individuals desperately hoping that Haaland will leave.
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No, just asking a valid question which it’s fine you couldn’t answer. I hope you beat Arsenal to the title really
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I did answer, I was pointing City fans at the article in case they had not seen it.

Maybe we will win the League, but if Arsenal do it will be because they deserve it. I won't be whinging, the best team always wins over 38 games.

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