David Ornstein @David_Ornstein
Man Utd have submitted proposal to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea. #CFC responded, talks ongoing. Offer is initial loan + clubs discussing various parameters around that. #MUFC like 25yo for Ten Hag system; top candidate as things stand
https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/transfer-news-live-latest-updates/lrYbs57bqHtr/
Looks like this is going to happen, and yet no midfielder in sight. Anyone think this is gonna be a good signing?
Loan bid for Cucurella
posted on 29/8/23
Doesn't sound like we're that keen on selling McTominay, we turned down West Ham's £30m bid for him. I'm sure for the right price he'd be sold but can't see anyone stupid enough to pay what we seem to want.
posted on 29/8/23
And it's odd seeing McT linked with Bayern Munich
posted on 29/8/23
Understand Manchester United have reached an agreement in principle with Cucurella on personal terms. Green light arrived on player side. #MUFC
Man United won’t negotiate for any other left back now — as they want to get Cucurella deal done with Chelsea ASAP.
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1696578570208809127?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw
posted on 29/8/23
Early may 23. Phone rings.
Erik: ‘y’ello’
Poch: you are in my job.
Erik: what do you mean.
Poch: the Utd job, it’s my destiny. I will be boss and take them back to the top.
Erik: well if that’s the case, who am I to stand in your way, how can I help?
Poch: take a couple of our worst players, buy or loan, don’t care. It will hasten your demise. And Chelsea will sack me even if I win everything AND the Universe league against the unbeatable Alpha Centauri FC.
Erik. So this cucurella bloke…
posted on 29/8/23
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 31 minutes ago
Early may 23. Phone rings.
Erik: ‘y’ello’
Poch: you are in my job.
Erik: what do you mean.
Poch: the Utd job, it’s my destiny. I will be boss and take them back to the top.
Erik: well if that’s the case, who am I to stand in your way, how can I help?
Poch: take a couple of our worst players, buy or loan, don’t care. It will hasten your demise. And Chelsea will sack me even if I win everything AND the Universe league against the unbeatable Alpha Centauri FC.
Erik. So this cucurella bloke…
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In this scenario Erik is Michael Caine and Poch is Thanos
posted on 29/8/23
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 31 minutes ago
Early may 23. Phone rings.
Erik: ‘y’ello’
Poch: you are in my job.
Erik: what do you mean.
Poch: the Utd job, it’s my destiny. I will be boss and take them back to the top.
Erik: well if that’s the case, who am I to stand in your way, how can I help?
Poch: take a couple of our worst players, buy or loan, don’t care. It will hasten your demise. And Chelsea will sack me even if I win everything AND the Universe league against the unbeatable Alpha Centauri FC.
Erik. So this cucurella bloke…
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In this scenario Erik is Michael Caine and Poch is Thanos
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Pretty much
posted on 29/8/23
Being reported up here you are in a 'tug of war' with Chelsea over Frimpong? Not that he's played LB often.
Suspect it is planted stories cos it is getting late to get deals like that over the line?
posted on 29/8/23
No issue with this deal. By far the best option of the LB’s we’ve been linked to.
posted on 29/8/23
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 1 hour, 52 minutes ago
Early may 23. Phone rings.
Erik: ‘y’ello’
Poch: you are in my job.
Erik: what do you mean.
Poch: the Utd job, it’s my destiny. I will be boss and take them back to the top.
Erik: well if that’s the case, who am I to stand in your way, how can I help?
Poch: take a couple of our worst players, buy or loan, don’t care. It will hasten your demise. And Chelsea will sack me even if I win everything AND the Universe league against the unbeatable Alpha Centauri FC.
Erik. So this cucurella bloke…
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posted on 29/8/23
comment by Jonathan Moore (U11781)
posted 3 hours, 3 minutes ago
Understand Manchester United have reached an agreement in principle with Cucurella on personal terms. Green light arrived on player side. #MUFC
Man United won’t negotiate for any other left back now — as they want to get Cucurella deal done with Chelsea ASAP.
https://x.com/fabrizioromano/status/1696578570208809127?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw
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Would we negotiate personal terms if it was a loan? Surely we'd just agree what % of his wage we'd paid, and that would be with Chelsea, not the player.