If you were the gaffer for the day

I know what Moves needs....players who can defend and run faster than a long ball forward to get three on three when attacking.

People can move faster than that,especially trying to get on the end orf long balls.

Almost 10.30, adios.

Jesus! that is a deep hole you are in. Not only do you not have the conviction to stick to your original posts you now talk more utter rubbish.

Do you stutter as much as Dave Kelly did on talk sport!

As if you could care less

Anyway, you were going to tell us how many crimbo parties you got invited to last year ?

(Not including paid events)

4-3-3..... Or was it 4-2-3-1............

Sure you have been invited to (insert random number)


Who will count all the invites

That many?

Tis the season to be jolly

Mine host...."Dry sherry for you Jags"

Yes please.Did you know the origin of sherry?Let me regale you with it`s history. Hundreds of years ago in a small town called Jerez

Mine host " Err is that the sausage rolls ready"

But wait it`s fascinating how they cultivate the grape..

Mine host " Err. Look who`s over there,my second cousin twice removed gardner, i must go and say hello"

etc, etc