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Consumer Advice

I, like many others I'm sure, am looking to pick up that special something for the Missus for Christmas - I need help!

Being a man I like the practical things but the Mrs is encouraging me to be a little impulsive. Thus far I'm thinking a steam iron (practical) and a funny ironing board cover (impulse). There's one that has colourful pegs on it, this might make her lol and remember to put the washing out.

I feel I might be over thinking it though, should I just pool the cash and buy her a hoover?

Any advice/ideas appreciated!

posted on 5/12/11

Cheaper in the long run!

If I record her calling me a "worthless sack of ...." surely they'll go easy on my future earnings

comment by Gav™ (U11519)

posted on 5/12/11

You need be a bit more assertive, show her who's boss.

She can't direct you like that. You aren't the dominant one in the relationship, are you? In fact, you're the .

I'd say buy her whatever you desire mate

Toys for the bedroom, maybe? I done that for my ex and she still calls me up until this point.

posted on 5/12/11

Subbuteo or Scalextric?

comment by $ka (U3522)

posted on 5/12/11

If your wife is anything like me, you should get Scalextric. But of your wife actually is anything like me - go with Admin2's advice.

posted on 5/12/11

I'd never divorce you SKA

comment by $ka (U3522)

posted on 5/12/11

Possibly not, but I'm a gold digger.

comment by Damian (U9247)

posted on 5/12/11

Get her a voucher for the Rovers shop

posted on 5/12/11

How about the world's shortest DVD entitled "Kean's best managerial moments" or a set of 6 coasters, one for every game we've won under him!

posted on 6/12/11

Rent her Yakubu for Christmas day,
order a giant gift wrapped box, stick him in it and leave
him overnight under the tree (don't forget to leave holes in it so he can breathe).

Blue and White halved thong optional, but a nice touch.

posted on 6/12/11

Christmas is nowt but a big swizz

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