It's mid-week, The lull before the Storm,
A day or two before Wethers puts up the match thread,
Lets have a bit of light hearted banter before it all gets serious again !
5 more quickfire's, You know the 'biz', You have to pick one of the two choices.... (try not to go off topic ).....& tell us WHY !
1, Burst spots on Angelina Jolie's...er..Bottom or Wax Jenifer Anistons arm pits !
2, 38 offers you a free lift to Hillsborough, but you have to share the back seat with, The Town Cryer....or MIRF.
3, Give Frank (Worthington) a good dollop of Brilcream & fettle him up after a game,.(comb etc, What did you think I meant).........or, Clean Captain Clarke's Boots, Then pack his kit bag.
4, Dream Job, 4 days a week, €1000 take home pay, BUT. you work
Friday/Sat/Sun/Mon 9 till 5pm. or Keep your present Job so you can watch TOWN.
5, Dean Hoyle offers you a season ticket for 50 quid, It's in the new, UNreserved (standing) Kilner bank..... or A free season ticket, In the Riverside upper, sat at the back as close to the Panasonic end as possible.
COME ON THEN.....
posted on 14/12/11
Tez !!!!
posted on 14/12/11
jacko... sorry but why should some random name ive never seen on here before come on here and rip me on a word i guessed the spelling of. this is prob TTC's new user name!
posted on 14/12/11
Trouble is,
For years it's now been called the Terrorclava !
since the the hole was reduced to eye & mouth openings,
& thought to have originated in the middle east, (Although some Irish groups dispute this.)
HOWEVER.
They are all wrong.
Mechanics & pit crew of Jackie Stewart were the 1st to incorporate this style of headware at the sheer embarrassment of working in white overalls, for a Hobbit, in a tartan flat cap.
This evolution is continuing at no less than our very own Huddersfield Town !
The mouth opening ...no longer being required, As fans can now no longer be bothered...(I think the common term these days is '4r53d' ) To encourage OR Criticize ..&, one eye is also no longer required leaving a vastly different head piece called a TERRYCLAVA.
see, Fits like a glove.
posted on 15/12/11
Gotta back Tez on this one!
I've never seen this lad post before, but yet he attacks a fellow poster for no apparent reason.
posted on 15/12/11
I'm backing Tez too...some people have no social graces at all...(Simon)..look up the word 'respect' on wikipedia too...
meanwhile...where is JKBoots ???
posted on 15/12/11
boots has disappeared from all exisrance beginning of season he was going away far east or somewhere but unheard of since!
posted on 15/12/11
He will be shacked up with a ladyboy in Pattaya,
posted on 15/12/11
he's waiting for Elsie to get sacked...
posted on 16/12/11
works for the government
It's classified.
posted on 16/12/11
J(ames) Bond KBoots...licensed to thrill..