1. burst them spots.. i cant stand hairy armpits. no idea how inter puts up with it on his missus.

2. gotta be mirf. least theyred be a positive vibe going over. 40 mins with cryer and u might witness a auicide attempt! 38's bad enough 2 would be murder.

3. id groom mr worthington. how can u mention them two in the same sentence. pc couldnt lace worthys boots!

4. thats easy id take the job and money my family come first especially my little girl.

5. id be straight round the cash machine pronto!

Tez, wonder if 'Inter' will reply ?
me,

1, Jenny's Armpits,..."Would madam like any 'extra's'
2, I'm traveling with MIRF, Topic's galore, without being told how he's an expert at everything, plus I'd be getting out of that car, thinking TOWN are going to win 6-0 'on yer MIRF.
3. Clarke' iz Boots, ! No way am I putting 'Brill' on Frankie.
4. 25 years away, I've got used to it, I'd take the Job, & make do with 38's match reports.
5, Best 50 quid ever spent at TOWN, Re- upper tire in Riverside.........We'll have more than enough time in a box as it is, without adding to it

1; I'd burst those spots with my teeth if need be

2; Cryer for me,I can't do with deluded people,even on a short journey,can you imagine the stats on a long journey

3; I'd do clarkes kit bag and boots, tie his boot laces together,don't pack his shinny's just to see if he can perform any better!

4; money for me anytime,town are a passion and its in my blood,but giving myself and little lad a better standard of living would come first.

5; it would be 50 quid well spent,and a great atmosphere to boot.

Darn

Hydy.

That was Angelina from BOOTLE

Not again!

1 - Jenny for me, And no need for waxing t pits as i would want to be able to smell her for a few weeks, probably refrain myself from having a shower too.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,2 - All three, B hilarious.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,3 - Frankies hair of course.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,4 - Take the money and run, You can always watch the evening games, Besides, If i only took the job to sort my mortgage out (couple of years) Clarky probably wont be here !,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,5 - silly question, The Kilner would be a sell out every week.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Goddam enter button.

Tez says he cant stand hairy armpits, but at least our lass can hide her hair.

Unlike his wife's moustache!!

ive got her to start wearing a barraclava

Or try a Gillette

tell your lass they still sell immac... its advertised on tv. maybe she should apply for the role?

Never ever admit to watching immac adverts on tv!!

well you clearly dont have them on in your house

Will do match article on Friday dinner time.

Copy it..!

Go on, do it.
It's worth it for the

Tez4Life. You often show your lack of Education.The word is 'balaclava' (named after the battle in S. Crimea in 1854.

Someone has upset Simon!

Is he a

Wikipedia strikes again...

Though there was a Battle of Balaclava, Brits n Turks ?????????? v Tsarist Russia, Florence Nightingale, Cholera, Typhus, etc etc The headwear that covers the face in winter and keeps you toasty was not invented in the crimea nor was it named after a battle there, Cmon Simon, Dont believe everything you read on Wiki ?

simon t.... fu** off

who are u anyway?

Tez !!!!

jacko... sorry but why should some random name ive never seen on here before come on here and rip me on a word i guessed the spelling of. this is prob TTC's new user name!

Trouble is,
For years it's now been called the Terrorclava !
since the the hole was reduced to eye & mouth openings,
& thought to have originated in the middle east, (Although some Irish groups dispute this.)
HOWEVER.
They are all wrong.
Mechanics & pit crew of Jackie Stewart were the 1st to incorporate this style of headware at the sheer embarrassment of working in white overalls, for a Hobbit, in a tartan flat cap.

This evolution is continuing at no less than our very own Huddersfield Town !
The mouth opening ...no longer being required, As fans can now no longer be bothered...(I think the common term these days is '4r53d' ) To encourage OR Criticize ..&, one eye is also no longer required leaving a vastly different head piece called a TERRYCLAVA.
see, Fits like a glove.

Gotta back Tez on this one!

I've never seen this lad post before, but yet he attacks a fellow poster for no apparent reason.

I'm backing Tez too...some people have no social graces at all...(Simon)..look up the word 'respect' on wikipedia too...

meanwhile...where is JKBoots ???