Rooney is ill

not as dreadful as Mr Ozil

He has aged incredibly badly, hair or no hair he still looks dreadful.

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I still get asked for ID, and i've been 'of age' for years

Not sure whether it's lifestyle or genetics.

Genetics over breeding the age old question!

Watch trading places with Eddie murphy, it might solve your predicament!

Or you could marvel at Jamie lee lees awesome knockers mmmmmmmm

Possibly the best ever.

She was guesting on NCIS last night. The hooters are still in fine shape, but she isn't attractive anymore.

Meryl streep however is in fine nick, and she is 40 years my senior. I still would to be fair.

ever heard of Brigitte Bardot? Now there's someone's who's aged badly.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_04/bardotsplit2709_600x401.jpg

But I'm talking about her in the prime of her life!!!!

My god what a body!

I am just glad I was around at the time to see them

I am just glad I was around at the time to see them

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We still can.

Google Images is our friend. As is youtube.

And DVD

My point was as an adolescent at the time they set the standard of what breaticles should aspire to look like.

And made me the man I am today

It's a bit lenient to be honest but he's not exactly needed. Didn't know a painful throat stopped someone kicking a ball.