deepspace

What do you do?

Life's a bi*ch

He's got Colleen wrapped up next to him the lucky git!

Deepspace - get off your ar5e, go learn how to kick a ball become a footballer and youll be living the life too its life

Couldn't put it any better myself Ruiney.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgaXW6aqVKw&feature=related

I'm between jobs Vidicshan. Rooney gets paid about £50,000 a day, my next job wont pay me that in a year.

Lucky guy, i'm never allowed to use a 'sore throat' as an excuse. As long as i can get out of bed, i have to carry on living life as normal.
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Deepspace - get off your ar5e, go learn how to kick a ball become a footballer and youll be living the life too its life

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No-one's ever spotted my great talent

Rooney gets paid about £50,000 a day, my next job wont pay me that in a year.


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You must be daft if you think Rooney is on 350K per week.

That said, the only thing I can see for you, is to go into internet p orn.

That way you can at least claim to be like Rooney and bring joy to millions.

Rooney is on 200k a week.

More like £160k-£180k a week

Or £250k if you read the Sun

Add on Sponsorship deals and he must be closer to 350K a week

He's the highest earner at the club right?

I heard it was £330K

Or £250K

Or £300K

Or £285K

Or £220K

Or £190K

Or £280K

I wouldn't be surprised if he earned 350k, as they worked out cristiano earned 440k a week last year. Considering the super star status' of these players they will get huge money from sponsorships. E.g Rooney with fifa, nike, coke etc.

Earning is what I go by, which is his wages payed by the club.

Sponsorship deals are not really earnings as such, but bonuses.

Nice to get, don't get me wrong.

Happy birthday, Wayne, you don't look a day over 110!

He has aged incredibly badly, hair or no hair he still looks dreadful.

not as dreadful as Mr Ozil

He has aged incredibly badly, hair or no hair he still looks dreadful.

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I still get asked for ID, and i've been 'of age' for years

Not sure whether it's lifestyle or genetics.

Genetics over breeding the age old question!

Watch trading places with Eddie murphy, it might solve your predicament!

Or you could marvel at Jamie lee lees awesome knockers mmmmmmmm

Possibly the best ever.

She was guesting on NCIS last night. The hooters are still in fine shape, but she isn't attractive anymore.

Meryl streep however is in fine nick, and she is 40 years my senior. I still would to be fair.

ever heard of Brigitte Bardot? Now there's someone's who's aged badly.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_04/bardotsplit2709_600x401.jpg

But I'm talking about her in the prime of her life!!!!

My god what a body!

I am just glad I was around at the time to see them

I am just glad I was around at the time to see them

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We still can.

Google Images is our friend. As is youtube.