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i'd swap park and chamakh for carroll.

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I'd swap Park and Chamakh for 8 pogs and a packet of cheesy wotsits.

I'd swap Park and Chamakh for a carton of milk and I'm lactose intolerant.

I'd swap Park and Chamakh for a STDs

I'd swap Park and Chamakh for a cardboard cut out of Tony Hibbert with one of it's legs sawn off.

"I'd swap Park and Chamakh for a STDs "

Nice try fatty but nobody is going to have séx with you.

You're going over the top a bit MCY

Nice try fatty but nobody is going to have séx with you.
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Rohypnol

There doesn't seem to be a lot of love for Park (whoever he is) and Chamakh. We were after him but he snubbed us and so we went for Milan Whatsisface..I don't think he'd even played football before.

You're going over the top a bit MCY

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Think about it. A partly mangled, life sized cardboard version of the greatest player of all time: Tony Hibbert. Stick him in the box and have RVP bang crosses in off him. If Peter Crouch can do it so can cardboard Tony.

Thanks for clearing this up, arsenal fans. I can sleep easy now.