comment by RtM (U1097)
posted 41 minutes ago

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Morning tubs

comment by Into the Sunset, or into the Abyss I'm always cruising baby (Formerly Oscar). Haven 2015/16 H2H League Winner (U12980)
posted 50 seconds ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHauYBVDNqN/?taken-by=josemourinho&hl=en

The king is back to work
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Welcome to yesterday

there it is. Fatty boom boom can't help having a bite

Good mate, you?

Gone to cry into his retail-size bag of marshmallows...

comment by Chelseamf™®© (U1677)
posted 2 hours, 52 minutes ago
Diarra gone to Russia, Spartak.
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Great so we're getting Kante then

comment by Into the Sunset, or into the Abyss I'm al... (U12980)
posted 2 hours, 25 minutes ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHauYBVDNqN/?taken-by=josemourinho&hl=en

The king is back to work
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Dafuq is Maureenyo getting the train like every other peasant?

First Class, don't you know.

No slave to carry his bags though

Probably just hung his suitcase on his son's hooter.

All the Jose please don't sell Mata comments underneath are a bit cringe. As if Jose reads that chit.

New Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho: "This challenge does not make me nervous, it comes at the right time in my career. I'm a bit frustrated that I am not playing Champions League. Hopefully it is only one season we are not there."

Jose should be nervous though, he was cack last season so we'll have to see if that was just a one-off or if he really has lost the midas touch.

Jose Mourinho says he knows what Manchester United fans expect from him: "It's a job everyone wants and not many have, and I have it. I know what the fans expect from me.

"This challenge doesn't make me nervous, it comes in the right moment for my career. I have great motivation. I am where I want to be. I want to be in this club, in this county, in the domestic cups.

"Manchester United is a Champions League club. In July 2017, instead of waiting for Europa League play-offs, we make sure this club is where it is meant to be - the Champions League."

Mourinho: "I was never very good playing with words or hiding behind words, and hiding behind philosophies. I was never good at that. I never tried to be good on that.

"I was always much more aggressive in my approach with the risks that obviously can bring. It would be easy, even honest and pragmatic from my side, to focus on we don't qualify for the Champions League.

"It would be quite pragmatic to say let's work and let's try to be back to the Champions League, be back to the top four. I am not good on that and I didn't want to be good on that. I am more aggressive. We want to win."

Jose Mourinho: "I want everything. I want to win matches, I want to play well, I don't want to concede goals. I want the fans to be behind us. Of course we're not going to get everything but we want to."

Robben can you get that chit off the Chelsea haven board

He's fracking United manager ffs

Oh, I thought this was the Mourinho board pal

Oscar was talking about him earlier... as a Pompey fan, I'm not really that interested. Just trying to be helpful bud

Jose Mourinho on having a point to prove: "There are some managers who haven't won titles for 10 years. Some of them never. The last time I won was a year ago.

"If I have something to prove, imagine the others. That's my feeling. I feel that I have to prove not to the others, but to myself. I would never be able to work without success, that is my nature."

Mourinho: "For United fans success was routine, I want the players to forget the last few years. Because what is to do better? To finish 4th? I am 53, I am a very young manager, if I am not going for big challenges then I am in trouble. The reality I was in trouble for the last five months. The first month was fine, the second not so good and the rest a disaster."