(on the football field you sicko!)
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I guess you knew I would be reading this.
Gervinho, wo-o-o-oh!! I can't wait to see him play.
Gervinho is Eboue approved.
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Gervinho scored four goals last season with headers from 45 yards out.
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I used to do that on "Sensible Soccer" on the Megdrive all the time! AT LAST! A player who can actually do this!
Gervinho's arrival at the club will boost Bacary Sagna who seeing that his style of haircut is vaguely popular will defend 22% better.
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"Gervinho scored four goals last season with headers from 45 yards out."
Yeah, he was *stood* 45 yards out, but just dipped his neck and headed the ball from the goalies hands, pretty much on the goal-line.
His forehead is actually a secret weapon against secret tracking missiles and terrorist attacks and can protect the country he is in by bouncing satellite signlas off his shiny spam and scrambling the trajectory of the missile.
I used to do that on "Sensible Soccer" on the Megdrive all the time! AT LAST! A player who can actually do this!
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Those little guys had unbelievable neck muscles didn't they? I liked slide tackling the ball in from outside the penalty area.
Gervinho is Eboue approved.
That is good enough for me. Sign him up!!
His forehead is actually a secret weapon against secret tracking missiles and terrorist attacks and can protect the country he is in by bouncing satellite signlas off his shiny spam and scrambling the trajectory of the missile.
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If this is true then the MOD should be paying the transfer fee and at least 50% of his wages.
Gervinho's forehead is tougher than diamond and infinitely more precious.
Gervinho's forehead is tougher than diamond and infinitely more precious.
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When he retires he can sell bits of it to the Arsenal club shop to make into special jewellery, for the Arsenal fan who has everything.
Strawberries and cream is nice.........not as nice as a Gervinho induced wave of sheer emotion though.
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posted on 6/7/11
(on the football field you sicko!)
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I guess you knew I would be reading this.
Gervinho, wo-o-o-oh!! I can't wait to see him play.
posted on 6/7/11
Gervinho is Eboue approved.
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posted on 6/7/11
Gervinho scored four goals last season with headers from 45 yards out.
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I used to do that on "Sensible Soccer" on the Megdrive all the time! AT LAST! A player who can actually do this!
posted on 6/7/11
Gervinho's arrival at the club will boost Bacary Sagna who seeing that his style of haircut is vaguely popular will defend 22% better.
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posted on 6/7/11
"Gervinho scored four goals last season with headers from 45 yards out."
Yeah, he was *stood* 45 yards out, but just dipped his neck and headed the ball from the goalies hands, pretty much on the goal-line.
posted on 6/7/11
His forehead is actually a secret weapon against secret tracking missiles and terrorist attacks and can protect the country he is in by bouncing satellite signlas off his shiny spam and scrambling the trajectory of the missile.
posted on 6/7/11
I used to do that on "Sensible Soccer" on the Megdrive all the time! AT LAST! A player who can actually do this!
_____________________________________
Those little guys had unbelievable neck muscles didn't they? I liked slide tackling the ball in from outside the penalty area.
posted on 6/7/11
Gervinho is Eboue approved.
That is good enough for me. Sign him up!!
posted on 6/7/11
His forehead is actually a secret weapon against secret tracking missiles and terrorist attacks and can protect the country he is in by bouncing satellite signlas off his shiny spam and scrambling the trajectory of the missile.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
If this is true then the MOD should be paying the transfer fee and at least 50% of his wages.
posted on 6/7/11
They are in talks.
posted on 6/7/11
Gervinho's forehead is tougher than diamond and infinitely more precious.
posted on 6/7/11
Gervinho's forehead is tougher than diamond and infinitely more precious.
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When he retires he can sell bits of it to the Arsenal club shop to make into special jewellery, for the Arsenal fan who has everything.
posted on 6/7/11
niiiiiice
posted on 6/7/11
Strawberries and cream is nice.........not as nice as a Gervinho induced wave of sheer emotion though.
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