"oooooooooooh that python was rather intimidating when I had him locked in my 2000 pressure per square inch gub. Beastly snake"

he must have thought he had eckys leg in his mooth

Bet awe his Alligator buddies will be ripping the pash oot um.

There is something seriously wrong with grown men or kids for that matter giving it Root Doot - and nawwwww ffffs all through the night

naaaaaaaawjistnaw

eth, root doot tae ye

Leo - it's daft - I have heard better in the playground
Snaw, snaw, snaw,

Root Doot - WTF is that all about

eth, wassup wi you, you having some vino ???

Leo - no not at all, but the root doot pash is just utter nonsense - and Snaw has left the building - trousered a fortune on the way mind

You know I am up for a laugh with the best of them - but please this pash is ruining this board

You know I am up for a laugh with the best of them - but please this pash is ruining this board


thats a surprisingly judgemental statement from yourself. Would you care to expand

BTW - I would shove a beetroot up ra hawks erchie - thread distrupting fandan

ok - Leo to bring this thread back on track

"oh what gift the gaud he gies us, to see ourselves as ithers see us"

In the heich oors o the nicht
stars strip aff
and douk in the rivers.

Hoolets grein for them,
the wee feathers on their heids
birse up.


Humberto Ak’abal

Not a poet - a song

"is there for honest poverty that hangs it head an awe that
For awe that and this and that, a man's a man for awe that"

Oh! noble-hearted Leopold, most beautiful to see,
Who was wont to fill your audience’s hearts with glee,
With your charming songs, and lectures against strong drink:
Britain had nothing else to fear, as far as you could think

I posted this a while back for the delectation of our bear friends,seemed apt.....though probably a whoosh for most of them.....


from 'The Prophet'

On Pain

Kahlil Gibran


Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
Even as the stone of the fruit must break, that its heart may stand in the sun, so must you know pain.
And could you keep your heart in wonder at the daily miracles of your life, your pain would not seem less wondrous than your joy;
And you would accept the seasons of your heart, even as you have always accepted the seasons that pass over your fields.
And you would watch with serenity through the winters of your grief.


Much of your pain is self-chosen.
It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self.
Therefore trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquillity:
For his hand, though heavy and hard, is guided by the tender hand of the Unseen,
And the cup he brings, though it burn your lips, has been fashioned of the clay which the Potter has moistened with His own sacred tears.

There was a young man called Neil
Who was ginger and full of the Beel
His teeth he neglected
His gums got infected
And now all he can chew is an eel

<ayethankyou>

Mex - a classic

emolution scenes - from Wagner Gotterdammerung

Eth a read it at uni but had forgot all about it til someone posted this part on another forum.....have read it in it's entirety several times since......ma 'issues' still huvnae abated

Load a pash.

Carmyle.....where spirituality hits a brick wa'....

De bear - you can chew an eel

huv ye seen the teeth on they Conga's FFS

Better then Haufwiy, Mex.

Congers are bad bassas....ye need a metal bar tae unhook the cants

De bear - you can chew an eel

huv ye seen the teeth on they Conga's FFS

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Dunno - it was either that or seal

Just replied to the OP - didn't realise it was getting serious