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Congers are bad bassas....ye need a metal bar tae unhook the cants
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Never been fishin but was on a week camp to Arran back in the day and one of the leaders caught a conga eel and it had a go at him in the boat - was trying to wrap itself roon his leg.
By fèck they Christians can swear...
Mex - I spent my childhood on holiday in Devon - the fishermen used to hang them up on wooden poles on the beach - a bit like a gallows for fish
Ah wis fishin doon the back ay Newton Farm the other week...a perr a neds fancied the look ay ma gear until a pult ma 'bait' knife oot......haufway...tae where exactly?
...haufway...tae where exactly?
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Paradise?
Mex - I spent my childhood on holiday in Devon
That's a long fekin holiday Eth
Mex, you read about the "gang warfare" between Carmyle and Westburn?
Bunch a weans, made out like the Mafia.
Mex - touche
I am not kidding though they Conga Eels used to scare me sh&tless - that and the crabs being boiled alive
that and the crabs being boiled alive
Don't you get an ointment for that now, Eth?
Eth they scare me shitless anaw but twice a year a go and fish fur them....they're life cycle is quite amazing and a wee bit tragic
Ath - - back in the day you had only lighter fluid
Eth it's conger btw....they don't fekin dance
Ath ah've nae time fur aw that gang pash but if any cant messes wi ma gear they're fekin dead..
Mex - a long time ago I used to work for the group that included Hardy fishing tackle - Harris and Sheldon - should have took advantage of the 75% discount - would have been able to buy Rangers, pay off the debt and have change to spare
Imagine ye hid enough dough tae buy Rangers....a wid plant totties oan the pitch jist taepiss them aff
efter closin them doon obviously
Mex - I wudd have had plenty o bait left to through at them
I would plant 4 green fields
^ throw - jist in case the speeling polis are a lurking
The blinkered obsession continues...
"through"
An Olde Englishe Worde only you know, Eth?
seriously though ye could make some damn fine flats wi that frontage....the glass bits wid make a rerr arboretum
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Ath - to continue the fishing analogy - but hook line sinker
Tesco looks good
BelfastCelticBear.....haud oan a minute
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posted on 18/5/12
posted 52 seconds ago
Congers are bad bassas....ye need a metal bar tae unhook the cants
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Never been fishin but was on a week camp to Arran back in the day and one of the leaders caught a conga eel and it had a go at him in the boat - was trying to wrap itself roon his leg.
By fèck they Christians can swear...
posted on 18/5/12
Mex - I spent my childhood on holiday in Devon - the fishermen used to hang them up on wooden poles on the beach - a bit like a gallows for fish
posted on 18/5/12
Ah wis fishin doon the back ay Newton Farm the other week...a perr a neds fancied the look ay ma gear until a pult ma 'bait' knife oot......haufway...tae where exactly?
posted on 18/5/12
...haufway...tae where exactly?
------------------
Paradise?
posted on 18/5/12
Mex - I spent my childhood on holiday in Devon
That's a long fekin holiday Eth
posted on 18/5/12
Mex, you read about the "gang warfare" between Carmyle and Westburn?
Bunch a weans, made out like the Mafia.
posted on 18/5/12
Mex - touche
I am not kidding though they Conga Eels used to scare me sh&tless - that and the crabs being boiled alive
posted on 18/5/12
that and the crabs being boiled alive
Don't you get an ointment for that now, Eth?
posted on 18/5/12
Eth they scare me shitless anaw but twice a year a go and fish fur them....they're life cycle is quite amazing and a wee bit tragic
posted on 18/5/12
Ath - - back in the day you had only lighter fluid
posted on 18/5/12
Eth it's conger btw....they don't fekin dance
posted on 18/5/12
Eth,
posted on 18/5/12
Ath ah've nae time fur aw that gang pash but if any cant messes wi ma gear they're fekin dead..
posted on 18/5/12
Mex - a long time ago I used to work for the group that included Hardy fishing tackle - Harris and Sheldon - should have took advantage of the 75% discount - would have been able to buy Rangers, pay off the debt and have change to spare
posted on 18/5/12
Imagine ye hid enough dough tae buy Rangers....a wid plant totties oan the pitch jist taepiss them aff
efter closin them doon obviously
posted on 18/5/12
Mex - I wudd have had plenty o bait left to through at them
I would plant 4 green fields
posted on 18/5/12
^ throw - jist in case the speeling polis are a lurking
posted on 18/5/12
The blinkered obsession continues...
"through"
An Olde Englishe Worde only you know, Eth?
posted on 18/5/12
seriously though ye could make some damn fine flats wi that frontage....the glass bits wid make a rerr arboretum
<GCCPlanningCommitteesmiley>
posted on 18/5/12
awwww.....Ath
posted on 18/5/12
Whit?!
posted on 18/5/12
Ath - to continue the fishing analogy - but hook line sinker
Tesco looks good
posted on 18/5/12
BelfastCelticBear.....haud oan a minute
posted on 18/5/12
Mex.
Forgot that.
posted on 18/5/12
Nearlypishedmasel
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