I heard rat boy Neville likes baconface's Elk sausage.

Is that why they call Alex McLeich 'Big Elk'.....................oh no it's 'Big Eck'

Stig I'd like to attack your elk with a chainsaw!

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You know it! In fact where's them shed keys, that chainsaw could use a good oiling!

King Luiz Suarez. A pipe-smoking fantasist who has watched Scarface too many times and has now developed an odd fetish involving ja606 users genitals and his rusty old hedge strimmer which he thinks is a chainsaw.

In reality dude is a bummy 30-something washed up nerd who lives in a dirty flat near Bootle and is still trying to get his amateur kitchen-fitting business off the ground despite being 40 grand in the hole to an ex-wife who also smokes the pipe. What a certified loser. LAMBO!

You couldn't be more wrong stig!

In fact I'm 30, I live a good few miles from bootle in a lovely place called Raby mere. I don't fit kitchens because I do not work and it's not because I claim benifits like yourself, its because I don't have to work.

So yet again your spouting absolute drivel! Ohh yer, LAMBO!

Are you a housewife suarez?

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Are you a housewife suarez?

Let me check!!!!!!!!











Meat and two veg accounted for!

Bwahahahaha. Raby Mere is a bum town bro. This lame geek finna start up a wack kitchen fitting business to try and lower his debt. LAMBO!

Me on benefits? Nah bro never that. I done worked hard bro, something geeks like you aint never know. You never felt the moisture in the air from coke boiling. You never felt the razor scrapin your plate your hands achin. Yet you keep choppin cause there's paper to make. You aint never know real hard work bro. You're a trustfund kid. You done been left a lot of money from a rich relative and it's made you a bum.

Geek.

True to form pal, although your partly right!

I'm very well off but not through family money and I know hard work. I worked on the local railway for a few years and 4am starts is about as hard as it comes. My money came the best way!

Who am I?

Yer a Hobo!

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Bwahahaha. This geek is a ticket inspector. Bwahahahahahaha. One of them wannabe 5-0 dudes who been tryna give out 20 pound fines but finna end up getting juxed by a gang of youts! LAMBO! King Suarez you make yourself look more stupid each post. Dude tryna act like he cakin off the railway business. Hahahahaha. Best get back to kitchen-fitting my dude. I need a new sink fitted.

My dude Frankly I ain't know about this book. Chuckle Brothers be some classic tv from back in the day bro. I'ma have a search but the articles I get are from various industry contacts and are direct from my inbox. Mans just play the middleman and post em up for y'all.

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Wrong again stig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a missus, but she's not an heir to a fortune or anything! I had a lottery win in 2004!

Dude you could own a rail company for all I care you're still a geek. Whatever your job the fact it's linked to trains makes you an instant geek. I'd respect you more if you were in the porridge game or suttin nah mean? Face it my dude you done been a washed up nerd who be in major debt and lives in geek town crying about it and playing with your hornby railway set every night. LAMBO!

Wrong stig!!!!!!!!!!

And I don't nah what you mean?

Bwahahahahaha. This dude done won £10,000 on lottery and now thinks he's set for life. LAMBO! Lottery money is chump change my dude. I have more money than you can dream of. Difference is I don't feel the need to justify it in every thread on some bummy forum. You nerd. If you really were cakin my dude you aint finna tell nobody. It just is what it is. You keep up a tough front my dude. I'ma give you that. But nobody believes you. LAMBO!

Weather people believe it or not is up to them! Your the one that started the money game me son! You got mad money, you gangster who cut coke! I prefer fanta myself!

My storie is easily proved, I'm not some sad muppet who talks like someone of a bad telly show! Nah mean!!!!!!!!!!

Chain saws all done stig!

He actually won £2,485,736.