go get ya fookin shine-box
Great movie!
"Youtes, what are Youtes?"
YOUNG PEOPLE!
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
"I'll find him for three.........but I'll catch him,and kill him.......for ten"
"Shhit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
Sarah Connor
Bang x 5 or 6
"We're on a mission from god"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Chet: Lady, I wanna get to the bottom of this. ASAFP.
Lisa: Oh, so do I.
Chet: But first I'd like to... butter your muffin.
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a waaaanker?
Chet: Because I get off on it!
Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God dam it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables – s laves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh 1t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pi55ed off.
"Sonny,remember when I told you I would kill you last?"
"I lied"
Lady : Are you here to clean the pool
Man : Yes but that can wait
Good movie cant remember the name though
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the a$$. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood s quirts out of his nose, nobody says f ucking sshit after that.You might get some b itch talk shhit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the f uck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to f uck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a b itch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Shut up, count. You louse. You got some fn' neck ain't you. Retired? Fk off, you're revoltin. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a freaking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bsrd. You look like freaking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cook of the walk?
What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fk off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fk off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya pnoce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like.
But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it.
Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair.
jukey
the outstanding candidate,obviously
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posted on 1/7/12
go get ya fookin shine-box
posted on 1/7/12
Great movie!
"Youtes, what are Youtes?"
YOUNG PEOPLE!
posted on 1/7/12
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
posted on 1/7/12
Magic grits.
posted on 1/7/12
"I'll find him for three.........but I'll catch him,and kill him.......for ten"
posted on 1/7/12
"Shhit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
posted on 1/7/12
Sarah Connor
Bang x 5 or 6
posted on 1/7/12
Kilnockie says 'NO'.
posted on 1/7/12
Melchester says 'NO'.
posted on 1/7/12
"We're on a mission from god"
posted on 1/7/12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQdDRrcAOjA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
posted on 1/7/12
Powerleague says 'NO'.
posted on 1/7/12
Chet: Lady, I wanna get to the bottom of this. ASAFP.
Lisa: Oh, so do I.
Chet: But first I'd like to... butter your muffin.
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a waaaanker?
Chet: Because I get off on it!
posted on 1/7/12
Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God dam it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables – s laves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh 1t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pi55ed off.
posted on 1/7/12
"Sonny,remember when I told you I would kill you last?"
"I lied"
posted on 1/7/12
Lady : Are you here to clean the pool
Man : Yes but that can wait
Good movie cant remember the name though
posted on 1/7/12
i'll be back
posted on 1/7/12
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse
posted on 1/7/12
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
posted on 1/7/12
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the a$$. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood s quirts out of his nose, nobody says f ucking sshit after that.You might get some b itch talk shhit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the f uck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to f uck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a b itch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
posted on 1/7/12
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
posted on 1/7/12
Shut up, count. You louse. You got some fn' neck ain't you. Retired? Fk off, you're revoltin. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a freaking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bsrd. You look like freaking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cook of the walk?
What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fk off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fk off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya pnoce. All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
posted on 1/7/12
Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like.
But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it.
Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair.
posted on 1/7/12
jukey
the outstanding candidate,obviously
posted on 1/7/12
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