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It's SHÏTE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scüm of the fücking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shât into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wánkers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wánkers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete àssholes. It's a SHÏTE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fücking difference!
Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
Ron Burgundy: Mmm. San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means "a whale's v agina".
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's--that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Well. Agree to disagree.
But quite frankly your attitude appalls me. It's not what you're saying. It's all this stuff you're not saying. Insinnuendos.
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Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Marko: [after a long pause] Good luck.
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shìt and came out clean on the other side.
prospero: those two giraffe's you sold me ...they walk around all day eating and drinking ? they're not mating ?...( vice grip on traders privates ) ...you've sold me que er giraffe's !
Highlander:
You're immortal, Highlander
The only way you can be killed is to lose your head
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Eh! 2 mins ago A wiz immortal
rob roy , factor : ' sha ggin her's one thing ...but burning her's another !
John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fu(kin a$$ off! He's a tight-a$$! He's a $ADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it?
John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
Harold Lloyd...too many to mention.
Second only to Chaplin
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
''Baby, why you all wet?''
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
How wise your mother was Forrest
I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.
profound or what
sorry but i saw some of it last night
"I will never forget my first love, and how we parted.............she spat on me"
wolowitz
Do ye like dag's?
Dag's?
Yeah dag's, do ye like 'em?
Oh Dog's! Yeah I like dog's!
I love Snatch
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Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' poossy?
How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating poossy?
: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Mmmmmmmm this is a tasty cheeseburger!
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
"..It's SH !! TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the sc. u m of the fekking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever sh @ t into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just w @ nkers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w @ nkers. We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by...."
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It's SHÏTE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scüm of the fücking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shât into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wánkers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wánkers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete àssholes. It's a SHÏTE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fücking difference!
posted on 1/7/12
Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
Ron Burgundy: Mmm. San Diego. Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means "a whale's v agina".
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's--that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Well. Agree to disagree.
posted on 1/7/12
But quite frankly your attitude appalls me. It's not what you're saying. It's all this stuff you're not saying. Insinnuendos.
posted on 1/7/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 1/7/12
Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Marko: [after a long pause] Good luck.
posted on 1/7/12
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shìt and came out clean on the other side.
posted on 1/7/12
Taken 2 is out soon
posted on 1/7/12
prospero: those two giraffe's you sold me ...they walk around all day eating and drinking ? they're not mating ?...( vice grip on traders privates ) ...you've sold me que er giraffe's !
posted on 1/7/12
Highlander:
You're immortal, Highlander
The only way you can be killed is to lose your head
+++
Eh! 2 mins ago A wiz immortal
posted on 1/7/12
rob roy , factor : ' sha ggin her's one thing ...but burning her's another !
posted on 1/7/12
John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fu(kin a$$ off! He's a tight-a$$! He's a $ADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
Kevin Lomax: "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven", is that it?
John Milton: Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
posted on 1/7/12
Harold Lloyd...too many to mention.
Second only to Chaplin
posted on 1/7/12
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
posted on 1/7/12
''Baby, why you all wet?''
posted on 1/7/12
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
How wise your mother was Forrest
posted on 1/7/12
I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.
profound or what
sorry but i saw some of it last night
posted on 1/7/12
"I will never forget my first love, and how we parted.............she spat on me"
wolowitz
posted on 1/7/12
Do ye like dag's?
Dag's?
Yeah dag's, do ye like 'em?
Oh Dog's! Yeah I like dog's!
I love Snatch
posted on 1/7/12
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 1/7/12
Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' poossy?
How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating poossy?
posted on 1/7/12
: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
posted on 1/7/12
Mmmmmmmm this is a tasty cheeseburger!
posted on 1/7/12
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
posted on 1/7/12
"..It's SH !! TE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the sc. u m of the fekking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever sh @ t into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just w @ nkers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by w @ nkers. We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by...."
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