Bump!

You deserved to be given out for having such poor footballing skills.

No need for that.

Well it seems Leeds United have picked up the same habit

Not in the spirit of the game indeed, but you should have stayed in your crease, or not missed the ball.....

This is what happens when you play in a Taxi drivers league.

Kash, its a league for professionals... its a gentlemans league

How many runs did you stagger before that run out? I must say the dismissal is the sort we might expect from a Pakistan supporter.

Last weekend whilst playing in the Sunday league I was batting. The bowler bowled and I blocked it back to the bowler. He then rolled it back in the direction of the keeper, I left my crease and attempted to kick it back at him, so we could get on with the game – I missed the ball, keeper got it and stumped me. Given out!!!

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You clumsy barsteward and judging by this, maybe you should consider a career playing for Leeds Utd instead?

Hope - Too much of watching inzy probably led to that.. I was on 17 after hitting a juicy 6, and i mean juicy.... the bowler was a pakistani - but he was a kn00b too....

Leeds utd wont need me - when the takeover happens, we'll be back!!!

"the bowler was a pakistani - but he was a kn00b too...."

Probably thought the same about you.

Amir, i always go by the moto - Love for others what you love for yourself, regardless of nationality..... but this guy wet himself over the thought of a wicket and acted like a muppet. Hopefully, i'll bowl a few beamers at him next time we play against them.

Becareful when bowling beamers Afridi. Back in 1981, playing for my school U16s in Liverpool, I upset a bowler from the other team who bowled 2 beamers at me, which strayed slightly down the leg side and they both ended up in the local play park - six and six again.

It did not improve his mood one iota

Maksi, im pakistani, we have pace mate...... with my pace, the guys got no chance of hitting for a 6.

When I was in primary school (Year 6) play against another school I got hit by a beamer. The wind ball hit me flush in the eye I actually laughed... It was the last ball of the innings, I remember seeing the ball coming I was in two minds to duck because I thought our teachers umpiring the game may not give it a no-ball, whilst thinking what to do it hit me right in the face.

And, what does my teacher say as it hit you I'll give it a no-ball

"but this guy wet himself over the thought of a wicket and acted like a muppet."

Should've knocked him out

Wind ball in year 6? Kash still plays cricket with a Tennis ball

Amir, judging by some of your postings on this site, you're still suffering from post traumatic stress.

I blame the cheese

No, seriously I'm not that bad am I?

No Amir certainly not, you're terrific.