Where's Wally Wagbo? he's the master baiter
I think Collins and Halford will grab more goals than him.
Oh by the way Cropper, when you've logged out to view all the comments from all the people you have blocked and see this article you're more than welcome to comment on this thread (even if you're a little bit mardy and blocked me from commenting on yours)
When are you signing Jermaine Jenas?
Are you 5? You forgot to say "nur nur nu nur nur" and stick your tongue out.
Please stay on topic Iwas, there's a good likkle lamb
When are you signing Kelvin Mellor from Crewe Iwas?
Oh yea
Sorry for being off topic TEG
No problem at all Sheriff
Connor Sammon is a striker?
Whoosh. That went over your head like a Tyson attempt on goal goes over the bar.
What a potent strikeforce Tyson and Salmon is
awful player,
personally, i was hoping derby got him when they were rumoured to be bidding.
Here's a take on an old favourite
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Three Americans walking near Pride Park with a large Sammon under their arms when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Seamus.
“Hey that there’s some wonderful sammon, sure it is, where did you get it?”
“Don’t tell anyone,” reply the Americans, “but we poached them out of the DW Stadium because we don't like to pay”
“How did you do that?” asked seamus
“Well, one of us dangles over the stadium roof, the other two hang on to his legs and when the sammon runs along the pitch, he just catches him.”
“We’ll try that Michael me boy.” says Seamus
They go to Pride Park and Seamus hangs Michael over the edge of the Stadium roof by his legs, after about twenty minutes Michael screams…
“Quick pull me up, pull me up! FFS! pull me up!”
“Have you got sammon?” asks Seamus,
“No,” replies Michael “but there’s a Tyson coming really fast, like a headless chicken!.”
As they say, don't give up the day job Webbo.
At least you didn't put a smiley face at the end to tell everyone that it was funny. For that I thank you.
Ouch, Webbo. That was a little bit painful.
Oh no, oh very no indeed. No no no no no no no.
Don't care.....
see.. I don't care..
error of judgement accepted fellow Reds
i'd give him a chance. too many people write players off too early. everyone hates matt derbyshire but he's hardly played for us yet
everyone hates matt derbyshire but he's hardly played for us yet
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because he's g@sh
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posted on 3/8/12
Fishing
posted on 3/8/12
Needs more bait
posted on 3/8/12
Where's Wally Wagbo? he's the master baiter
posted on 3/8/12
I think Collins and Halford will grab more goals than him.
posted on 3/8/12
Oh by the way Cropper, when you've logged out to view all the comments from all the people you have blocked and see this article you're more than welcome to comment on this thread (even if you're a little bit mardy and blocked me from commenting on yours)
posted on 3/8/12
When are you signing Jermaine Jenas?
posted on 3/8/12
Are you 5? You forgot to say "nur nur nu nur nur" and stick your tongue out.
posted on 3/8/12
Please stay on topic Iwas, there's a good likkle lamb
posted on 3/8/12
When are you signing Kelvin Mellor from Crewe Iwas?
Oh yea
Sorry for being off topic TEG
posted on 3/8/12
No problem at all Sheriff
posted on 3/8/12
Connor Sammon is a striker?
posted on 3/8/12
Whoosh. That went over your head like a Tyson attempt on goal goes over the bar.
posted on 3/8/12
What a potent strikeforce Tyson and Salmon is
posted on 3/8/12
awful player,
personally, i was hoping derby got him when they were rumoured to be bidding.
posted on 3/8/12
Here's a take on an old favourite
---------------
Three Americans walking near Pride Park with a large Sammon under their arms when they met two Irishmen, Michael and Seamus.
“Hey that there’s some wonderful sammon, sure it is, where did you get it?”
“Don’t tell anyone,” reply the Americans, “but we poached them out of the DW Stadium because we don't like to pay”
“How did you do that?” asked seamus
“Well, one of us dangles over the stadium roof, the other two hang on to his legs and when the sammon runs along the pitch, he just catches him.”
“We’ll try that Michael me boy.” says Seamus
They go to Pride Park and Seamus hangs Michael over the edge of the Stadium roof by his legs, after about twenty minutes Michael screams…
“Quick pull me up, pull me up! FFS! pull me up!”
“Have you got sammon?” asks Seamus,
“No,” replies Michael “but there’s a Tyson coming really fast, like a headless chicken!.”
posted on 3/8/12
As they say, don't give up the day job Webbo.
At least you didn't put a smiley face at the end to tell everyone that it was funny. For that I thank you.
posted on 3/8/12
Ouch, Webbo. That was a little bit painful.
posted on 3/8/12
Dearie me
posted on 3/8/12
Was that a tumbleweed?
posted on 3/8/12
Oh no, oh very no indeed. No no no no no no no.
posted on 3/8/12
Don't care.....
see.. I don't care..
error of judgement accepted fellow Reds
posted on 3/8/12
i'd give him a chance. too many people write players off too early. everyone hates matt derbyshire but he's hardly played for us yet
posted on 3/8/12
everyone hates matt derbyshire but he's hardly played for us yet
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because he's g@sh
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