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posted on 14/7/11

You say "F@*k off love, I'm watching the game."

Then when she's not looking swap the horrible football for Moulin Rouge and have a good cry.

posted on 14/7/11

Hahahahaha I'll try that!

posted on 14/7/11




Or just tell her well in advance and book her a spa day away.

posted on 14/7/11

Booking a spa day away every time there's a game on you want to watch could prove to be very expensive.

Couldn't you just get up a bit earlier so you can mow the lawn/do the shopping before football starts??

It's so crazy it just might work!

posted on 14/7/11

Also I'd never try and make my boyfriend go shopping with me! I shop much better if I'm left to my own devices. Only this week I went back to look at a dress in a shop three times before I decided I didn't really like it after all. Normally I'm pretty efficient though. Skirt, vest and cardie outfit all bought un under ten minutes. Boom!

posted on 14/7/11

Or swap the lawn for decking and shop online.

posted on 14/7/11

Or swap the lawn for decking and shop online.

This

posted on 14/7/11

I'm actually not including the time it took to queue for the changing room which would make it more like 20 minutes....

posted on 14/7/11

Marcus what kind of shopping are we talking here? Do you mean food shopping or being dragged around the shops so you can tell your other half that she doesn't look fat/like her mum/ a tart (delete where appropriate) in whatever she's trying on?
If it's the latter she really should be going shopping with another female. Men will just lie to get out of the shop and in the pub as quickly as possible!!

posted on 14/7/11

It takes my wife hours to buy anything. Mainly because it takes 3 hours of pouring booze down my neck to calm me down after my 20 minute screaming fit in Dorothy Perkins.

posted on 14/7/11

Why would you have a 20 minute screaming fit in Dorothy Perkins?

posted on 14/7/11

"Why would you have a 20 minute screaming fit in Dorothy Perkins?"

To get out of shopping obviously.

posted on 14/7/11

I may be a traitor to my gender group but I honestly don't understand why women would even want to drag their other half out shopping. I can't think of anything worse than having a grown man behaving like a petulant child while I'm trying to buy clothes
I do like taking boyfriends shopping for their clothes though. It's like having my own life sized Ken doll
Current boyfriend tried on a black Hugo Boss shirt last week.... You pretty much had to peel me off the floor!

posted on 14/7/11

"I do like taking boyfriends shopping for their clothes though. It's like having my own life sized Ken doll"

This is even worse. I haven't bought a new jumper for 12 years for this very reason.

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posted on 14/7/11

if i'm shopping for my clothes then my girlfriend has some decent opinions but if it's her stuff then i don't wanna be there and she doesn't want me there anyway

posted on 14/7/11

This is even worse. I haven't bought a new jumper for 12 years for this very reason.

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Dude you need new clothes!
I don't think I spent long enough trying to justify the boyfriend spending £50 on a shirt he didn't really need in the first place

posted on 14/7/11

I buy some new clothes. I get a new T-shirt whenever I go to gigs and a new pair of jeans when the current ones get holes in embarrassing places.

Sadly this isn't even a lie.

posted on 14/7/11


I'm a self confessed shopping addict Just this month I've bought four skirts (for work), a dress (for a wedding next month), a denim jacket, two running tops, some running shorts and two pairs of shoes But I have been really good about not going out as much as I normally do so thankfully my bank account hasn't actually suffered all that much!

posted on 14/7/11

I don't think I spent long enough trying to justify the boyfriend spending £50 on
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£50 for a Hugo Boss shirt? Sure it was pounds and not rupees?

posted on 14/7/11

BETRAYED!!!!!

posted on 14/7/11

It was pounds. In Portsmouth Harbour they have a shopping place that have outlet stores of all the designer brands so it's a lot cheaper

posted on 14/7/11

Gooonz that is what i was thinking. My Boss Shirt was £180.

posted on 14/7/11

Gunwharf Quays. That's the place

posted on 14/7/11

You guys should try Gunwharf Quays. Most of the designer shops there are outlets so it's about a million times cheaper

posted on 14/7/11

I steal all my clothes from unconscious vagrants.

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