Did we disappoint? Were we supposed to be ex-Prem elitists, who don't accept humorous articles?

You'd be surprised how many oppo fans don't take these in the spirit in which they're intended.. It's supposed to incite banter, not aggro!

Best group of responders so far, in quality if not quantity

He did, however, score 5% of our Premier League goals with the equaliser against Portsmouth.
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And boy! do I remember that sliver of hope so well.......

Excellent as always Mr 666

666- That was very entertaining! 5*.
I'll be hooked to you're board if you produce one of these for every game!

I can't believe some saddo gave this 1*.

Largehat,

It'll be a red dog

can't believe some saddo gave this 1*.
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It'll be some sad Red

Andy Todd?

Great article though. Have bagged a free ticket for tomorrow, my first game of the season. Am in with the Bolton fans so may have to watch my mouth....

Just been reminiscing on another forum about the FA Cup 5th round match at the Baseball Ground in 1993, which you guys won 3-1. Someone I know was hit by a coin from above at full time. Bad atmosphere that day

666 having been to Burnden Park on a few occasions to see the mighty Rams, I just want to ask one question to the Bolton fans, what was that supermarket called that was in our end and it restricted our view? We could never see the right hand corner flag. good read 666

Normid

Excellent article. As said above, I'm gonna look for these in the future...

5*

Very informative pal, I quite enjoyed that! Hope we have last laugh tonight!!

Cheers Holden, Mallorca

Let's all just hope that football is the winner tonight and, if it can't be, congratulations to your hoof-merchants

We play like Barca thank you..

Swap Zat Knight for Gerard Pique & Kevin Davies for Lional Messi... Actually... You're right.

Let's all just hope that football is the winner tonight and, if it can't be, congratulations to your hoof-merchants.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa......and again, whoa!

Hoof merchants?

You've obviously allowed your view of our particular brand of total football to be coloured by the southern-biased media and the odd clip you may have seen of the late Allardyce era Bolton circa "just after he had his head turned by the prospect of getting the England job and he decided to stop trying at Bolton."

We now play a far more cultured brand of the beautiful game.

We generally try to emulate the Spanish model, wherein 75% posession will ultimately lead to the creation of sufficient chances to win the game.

Unfortunately, we no longer have enough players in the team who can retain the ball longer than about three seconds, so we've had to adapt.....

Three seconds?

If our lads showboat by keeping the ball that long, I'm sure your captain will gladly lumber over and hack their knees off in a 'boisterous' challenge

he may be bereft of finesse, but i'd have loved to have been able to see a player like kevin davies in a derby shirt over the years...

I'd like to see him in one now, as a midfield general though, rallying the young uns and cutting in half any oppo who dare to try a dribble in our half.

amen to that 666