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I generally avoid contact with patients wherever possible. Delegation is the buzzword in the NHS these days, and I'm far too important to do a task which might reasonably be done by a less-qualified and cheaper individual. I will book you into the next arsefungus-licking clinic. My best advice is to arrive early in the hope of being the first patient to be treated that day.
...you COULD just write a better article than your last effort
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posted 17 hours, 58 minutes ago
Excellent again, 666. Great read 666. Cheers 666.
You lot make me sick.
Sycophantic? Pah. Why not just go round and stick your tongue right down the back of his trousers?
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I can't really see how that may have caused the rampant rot around your ringpiece, Strett. Commissioners of services generally don't get their hands dirty. Poor hygiene is the likeliest contributing factor. Keep the area clean and don't let it get overly moist is the best advice I can give you.
Coincidentally, I was away golfing last week and a fellow-player told me how his ringpiece started itching furiously. He got his wife to take a look, and she noticed a small white worm peering quizzically out of his rear end. They have subsequently divorced.
There is a lot that goes on around people's rear ends that isn't generally talked about, and that's a fact.
666
You WILL tell me if any of this is spoiling your otherwise excellent article, won't you? I would hate to be accused of going off-topic.
On an article written about Forest, how could talking about ar5eholes be 'off-topic'?
What an hilarious exchange between Strett and Vidal!
Lov
I assumed you signing off from Monclova Airport, in Coahuila, Mexico.
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Was incidental. Said individual does however apparently suffer from severe chafing of the crotch area wheh golfing conditions are hot and humid. He also tells a highyly amusing anecdote about how he once fingered the genitalia of his girlfriend's mother's tom cat, inducing a satisfactory erection (in the cat). He then looked up to discover that the lady in question had silently re-entered the room and was staring at him as only a woman who has just caught a prospective son-in-law touching up her cat can. The relationship sadly didn't last much longer. The opinions of the cat are unknown.
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I have another sad cat story. For a short time in the early nineties I shared a house with the mate who did or did not once help Lloyd Cole with his maths homework. He had a cat named Elwood, as in The Blues Brothers. When he became acutely psychotic, my mate not the cat, for the first time, he formed the impression that Elwood was actually the devil contained in cat form, and he strangled it to death.
It was a sad end for poor Elwood. I once saw him completely savage the arm of an old lady who had come to visit, leaving the flesh hanging in ribbons and blood dripping onto the carpet. She was too polite to say anything stronger than "Oh dear!" He hated pigeons, used to bring them in half-dead through the cat-flap, then leave them to bleed slowly to death.
Proper cat, Elwood. Didn't deserve to depart this life strangled by a paranoid schizophrenic in a flat in Birmingham.
Sheep Botherer
You missed out the word "fantastic".
Vidal plays bloody fantastic golf.
Six point five, to be exact.
"Handicap?"
He once lived in Birmingham.
Vidal - were you at Birmingham Uni in the early 90's?
I was there from 88-92.
Mind you, I didn't mix with the medics, they were all cat-strangling Lloyd Cole stalkers, as I recall.
Oy, Mr 6 - I live in Brum.
Mind you, I'm from Nottingham, so anything's an improvement, loike.
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I generally avoid contact with patients wherever possible. Delegation is the buzzword in the NHS these days, and I'm far too important to do a task which might reasonably be done by a less-qualified and cheaper individual. I will book you into the next arsefungus-licking clinic. My best advice is to arrive early in the hope of being the first patient to be treated that day.
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...you COULD just write a better article than your last effort
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comment by strett ☆☆ sui generis (U1462)
posted 17 hours, 58 minutes ago
Excellent again, 666. Great read 666. Cheers 666.
You lot make me sick.
Sycophantic? Pah. Why not just go round and stick your tongue right down the back of his trousers?
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I can't really see how that may have caused the rampant rot around your ringpiece, Strett. Commissioners of services generally don't get their hands dirty. Poor hygiene is the likeliest contributing factor. Keep the area clean and don't let it get overly moist is the best advice I can give you.
Coincidentally, I was away golfing last week and a fellow-player told me how his ringpiece started itching furiously. He got his wife to take a look, and she noticed a small white worm peering quizzically out of his rear end. They have subsequently divorced.
There is a lot that goes on around people's rear ends that isn't generally talked about, and that's a fact.
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666
You WILL tell me if any of this is spoiling your otherwise excellent article, won't you? I would hate to be accused of going off-topic.
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On an article written about Forest, how could talking about ar5eholes be 'off-topic'?
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What an hilarious exchange between Strett and Vidal!
Lov
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Lov?
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I assumed you signing off from Monclova Airport, in Coahuila, Mexico.
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Was incidental. Said individual does however apparently suffer from severe chafing of the crotch area wheh golfing conditions are hot and humid. He also tells a highyly amusing anecdote about how he once fingered the genitalia of his girlfriend's mother's tom cat, inducing a satisfactory erection (in the cat). He then looked up to discover that the lady in question had silently re-entered the room and was staring at him as only a woman who has just caught a prospective son-in-law touching up her cat can. The relationship sadly didn't last much longer. The opinions of the cat are unknown.
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I have another sad cat story. For a short time in the early nineties I shared a house with the mate who did or did not once help Lloyd Cole with his maths homework. He had a cat named Elwood, as in The Blues Brothers. When he became acutely psychotic, my mate not the cat, for the first time, he formed the impression that Elwood was actually the devil contained in cat form, and he strangled it to death.
It was a sad end for poor Elwood. I once saw him completely savage the arm of an old lady who had come to visit, leaving the flesh hanging in ribbons and blood dripping onto the carpet. She was too polite to say anything stronger than "Oh dear!" He hated pigeons, used to bring them in half-dead through the cat-flap, then leave them to bleed slowly to death.
Proper cat, Elwood. Didn't deserve to depart this life strangled by a paranoid schizophrenic in a flat in Birmingham.
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Sheep Botherer
You missed out the word "fantastic".
Vidal plays bloody fantastic golf.
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Doubt it
Handicap?
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Six point five, to be exact.
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"Handicap?"
He once lived in Birmingham.
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Vidal - were you at Birmingham Uni in the early 90's?
I was there from 88-92.
Mind you, I didn't mix with the medics, they were all cat-strangling Lloyd Cole stalkers, as I recall.
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Oy, Mr 6 - I live in Brum.
Mind you, I'm from Nottingham, so anything's an improvement, loike.
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