Yes

IMO he's actually got several people hostage.

And Roy Carroll would certainly get in your squad the state of your keepers, he's probably younger than mad Jens too

Nah.

As a squad player yes, but nothing more.

The way things are going, anybody will get into the Arsenal squad, like the first 11 supporters to turn up.

They'll have no players left soon.

Add to that the fact that most of their fans are glory hunters, you can see why the numbers are fast diminishing and why there might not be 11 turning up.

Bit like asking would Crouch get into the arsenal squad. Tbf Carroll is worse than Crouch.

I would have him play CF if RVP was injured, or alongside RVP/Gervinho if we were playing 442

The only time I'd have him come on, is to help the medics with the stretchers.
The only time.

As a squad player yes, but nothing more.

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Surely every player in your 25 man squad is a "squad player." No?

"Surely every player in your 25 man squad is a "squad player." No?"

What I mean is I'd have him in our squad to cover for RVP and Chamakh. Although selling Bendtner and replacing him with Carroll probably won't improve us much if at all.

He would make the bench IMO but no way the starting line up.

Reina and maybe Suarez are the only Liverpool players that would get into the Arsenal starting XI, Agger of 3/4 years ago would too

Also, he's a thug. There's that too.

You probaby need a thug or two, it's the only thing that could man-up that collection of nancy boys.

He wouldnt get in our first team

But I would definately take him as a squad player as he is superior to Chamakh

Also, he's a thug. There's that too.

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So he will get along with Wilshire?

Hypocrite!

Wouldn't even make the bench in the Arsenal reserves. Afobe > Carroll

Nancy boys that Liverpool haven't beaten in a competitive match since 07/08 you mean

3 wins in 16 I believe it is Bubbles

I don't think Wilshere has ever been convicted of violent offences like Carroll has. Mind you it's a symptom of playing for those kinds of teams. Gerrard is the same.

Lewis Carroll, Oh Carol (from the song) and Carol Vorderman would walk into the current Arsenal squad

What I can't get my head round is how fantastic this arsenal squad is, overflowing with world class players. Yet they just don't seem to win anything.

I mean, Carol does have a league winners medal, it might only be the championship but it's more than any of you lot have won at the emirates.

If these fuds can:

• Bent.ner
• Wallnut Whip
• Tarmak
• Shlong
• Konshmellny
• Hitlers dad Jens

I'm sure Christmas Carrol would stagger into Wengers milk bottlers 11.

BatManU

It is too easy dealing with these Scousers

If you take out the win in the CL which they had to cheat to win anyway, then if I'm correct Liverpool haven't beaten Arsenal in a competitive game since lank Crouch got that hattrick. Even then Arsenal still beat them 3 times netting averaging over 4 goals a game vs Liverpool in that season

The only decent players at the emirates want out, does that not tell you something.

Arsenal will not finish in the top 4 this season.

In fact, I believe spurs will finish above you.