I'd love to give my own in depth take on our transfers but Peter Odemwingie has just turned up to reception and is insisting he's interviewed for an office job.

Apparently Jay from 5ive pulled out of "The Big Reunion" on ITV2 last night at the last minute, saying he couldn't be bothered because he wanted a new challenge.

I e-mailed Marc Iles to get his thoughts and he said "What are you on about, you div?" so I fully expect to see "The Warrington Wonder" in a white shirt soon.

(Marc's always cagey when you get too close to the truth and stop him breaking the big stories first.)

You heard it here first.

I've turned Odemwingie down because he hasn't got the neccessary experience. He responded that he'd just drive about a bit till he found somewhere else.

In other transfer news I've heard on the grapevine that there was a last minute transfer bid for Pam the secretary which was turned down. More on that breaking news shortly.

Pam's not getting her big move?

Bet that's left her a bit deflated.....

I've got it on pretty solid info that we are about to snatch up free agent Charlie Morgan to deal with the threat of speedy wingers.