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Best football lie told to the wife?

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posted on 12/2/13

a telt her a git shot

posted on 12/2/13

posted on 12/2/13

Darling, you know I love you more than Celtic.












But d'yi think yi cin S T F U tae efter the gemme?

posted on 12/2/13

If you need to lie to the wife theres a problem. I ware the trousers in this hoose and if she wants to watch something else she knows where the stairlift is

Ps married 17 year and the gether 22 Happily I might add...dunno aboot her tho

posted on 12/2/13

I told the wife of she doesn't let me go to Turin then I may lose my job.

She didn't believe me

posted on 12/2/13

Bluebell problem is if I tell her the truth and she realizes that I can change my schedule around when I want, she's going to start asking me all the time to do it!

Just like she always asks me why I can get up at 7am to watch a Celtic game on the weekend but cant get up at tbat time to help her oot.......right Q?

posted on 12/2/13

The Duchess is still of the opinion my shares cost 7 quid

posted on 12/2/13

Duke knows what am talking aboot How much were they really btw?

comment by atheist (U2783)

posted on 12/2/13

Duke.

posted on 12/2/13

duke

the wife is usually happy to have a bit of piece when im at the footy rather than winding her up.

that stance usually changes however when it involves meeting the lads in the bar before and after the game

posted on 12/2/13

Just like she always asks me why I can get up at 7am to watch a Celtic game on the weekend but cant get up at tbat time to help her oot

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She needs to sort her priorities out

posted on 12/2/13

5 hunner

she also has caught on that if the game isnae at Ibrox then I need to buy a ticket.

so I tell her every game is at home

This works as long as we are playing Clyde but not so good if we are at Elgin

posted on 12/2/13

Duke

Craig

I know mate,guess Im blessed the wife loves the football too

Its when I go carp fishing for a week at a time she gets the hump.

Canny understand her at times,dae a moan when shes in the gala once a week..Naw

Woman eh!

posted on 12/2/13

This works as long as we are playing Clyde but not so good if we are at Elgin

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Tell her this game will have extra time

posted on 12/2/13

Bluebell problem is if I tell her the truth and she realizes that I can change my schedule around when I want, she's going to start asking me all the time to do it!

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this is very important as you dont want to ask the boss for time off due to trivia for say a parents evening when you might want off early the next week for a trip to Montrose.

posted on 12/2/13

Duke

Mitre....feel free to tell my wife to sort out her priorities

posted on 12/2/13

each year I take in 1 or 2 away euro games
This hasnae been possible for the last 2 years.... nae sniggerin at the back

so for the lads trip last year we took in the Benfica Basle game...... just about ok isssshhhh

This year it was Malaga with the slight issue in that they wurnae playing the week we were there.....

so far so good on that one... shhhhh

Great trip right enough

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