Anyone seen Gallagher's pen? the commentator is hilarious
Even the goalkeeper was like "what the heck was that?"

https://twitter.com/photosofootball/status/1550004562408480770?s=20&t=HQaMoc0aoUNV1T8BSQMqKQ

Heard it called a "tragic" penalty miss

They weren't wrong

nigerian lads was worse

I still don't want Gallagher to return to Palace for our game

cant believe he got ahead of Son for players of the season

U3245 is a secret Tory and spurs fan

Brighton and Hove Albion want Nuno Tavares?

So?

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 17 minutes ago
U3245 is a secret Tory and spurs fan
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secret?

comment by Jenius99 (U4918)
posted 3 minutes ago
So?
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Was that a response to me? If so, it was a question, firstly. Secondly, it is Arsenal related, and would be a good move for us and him.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 12 minutes ago
Brighton and Hove Albion want Nuno Tavares?
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on loan or to buy?

comment by Passion Power - Make 1984 fiction again (U8398)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 12 minutes ago
Brighton and Hove Albion want Nuno Tavares?
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on loan or to buy?
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Loan

that's good, so Brighton to sell Cucurella then

Yeah, almost certain he is going to City. Little merry-go-round.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Jenius99 (U4918)
posted 3 minutes ago
So?
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Was that a response to me? If so, it was a question, firstly. Secondly, it is Arsenal related, and would be a good move for us and him.

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Oh right. Just wondered if there was anything more to add to the report in the morning that Brighton wanted to replace Cucurella (£50m) with Nuno on loan.

Nuno to Brighton on loan would be a great move for us really

So?

Hickory, dickory dock,
Petey has a 1 inch cawq
He has a dead mawrm,
His dawd touched his bum
Hickory dickory dock

There was a young man called Pete,
Who still suckled at his mawrms teet,
He was thirty eight,
She was a complete state,
How he longs for a milky treat

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The same colours as DJ's batty
After his dawd has passed through

Hey diddle diddle, Peebs dawd had a fiddle,
His mawrm was a complete loon.
Poor Petey had a cawq up his bum,
And his mawrm heated the crack with the spoon!

Little Petey Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his mawrms juicy pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out his plums,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

There was a lad called u3245
Who no-one wished was alive

The end.

He's big
He's round
His house has just burnt down
Dartford DJ now lives in the ground

Peterbaey, wooooo--ooohhh,
Peterbaey, woooooo--ooohhhh,
He comes from Inverness,
His mawrms pusssy'ole is a mess