Roses are red
Violated DJs bawm is blue
The allegations are serious
The suspects are elephants from the zoo

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pete mawrm is dead,
And his girlfriend says "moo"

(cos Petey is a cow facker).

comment by "Toto, I've a feeling we're not... (U3245)
posted 2 minutes ago
Roses are red
Violated DJs bawm is blue
The allegations are serious
The suspects are elephants from the zoo
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They saw my "trunk" and got over excited?

You saw their trunks and got excited you sickmesss

Yer dawd is Gyles Brandreth

Britney Spears releases 11 nude snaps in 1 hour
Crouchy releases manjuice 11 times in 1 hour.

11 single sperms. The marijuananium has made him infertile

Poor Crouchy.

Only takes 1 though

Just as D'wite

There was a lad called Crouch,
Who kept lube in a pouch,
He grew a 'tache
Which gave Petey a rash,
On the bawls cos the were 69'ing each other the pair of facking faags.

WOW

There was a lad called J99,
Who always had a strange line,
He tried to hide his agenda,
and the fact he is a bender,
And it's a shame Peteys cancer is benign

Bit harsh?

Not harsh enough

1.355643/99

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 28 minutes ago
Britney Spears releases 11 nude snaps in 1 hour
Crouchy releases manjuice 11 times in 1 hour.
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Damn right

no news on the arsenal front I can see

Any news?

Cody Gakpo is on our radar.

Who

There was a lass called PP,
Who made Peebs so hard he couldn't pee pee,
She is built like a tank
But he can only waaank,
When watching men play Ultimate Frisbee

https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-transfer-news-leicester-pepe-7340745

Freddie Paxton
@Freddie_Paxton
It is my understanding that William Saliba has already agreed a new deal to extend his #AFC contract after positive talks before the US tour. Arsenal pleased with his development and see him as an important part of the future. No word on when an official announcement is expected.
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10:36 am · 22 Jul 2022

comment by Jenius99 (U4918)
posted 34 minutes ago
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-transfer-news-leicester-pepe-7340745
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I thought Newcastle were interested, they haven't really bought many so far have they?

comment by Jenius99 (U4918)
posted 31 minutes ago
Freddie Paxton
@Freddie_Paxton
It is my understanding that William Saliba has already agreed a new deal to extend his #AFC contract after positive talks before the US tour. Arsenal pleased with his development and see him as an important part of the future. No word on when an official announcement is expected.
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10:36 am · 22 Jul 2022


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hopefully,
Looks like him, White, Gabi, and ZInchenko to start for palace

comment by Passion Power - Make 1984 fiction again (U8398)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Jenius99 (U4918)
posted 34 minutes ago
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-transfer-news-leicester-pepe-7340745
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I thought Newcastle were interested, they haven't really bought many so far have they?
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I don't trust Newcastle. They've talked a big game but really haven't spent much more than Ashley did in the good days.

These local reporters however sometimes get more from inside clubs than the big sources. Interesting they also mention Sevilla.

So it seems there is demand for our players after all.