...and 'tis said that on certain nights a shadowy figure can be seen crouched on the beach, huddled against the wind and crashing surf, as he tries desperately to find the particular palm tree he buried his box of Special Shares under.
He stumbles from tree to tree, child's spade in hand, as he frantically digs and scratches at the sand.
But to no avail......
Time hasn't been kind to the lonely "Wanderer"......
His memory isn't what it used to be and his desperation to find the treasure grows with every waning of the silver moon....
"Why hast thou forsaken me and left me to search in vain for what I know is rightfully mine?" he cries, as he stares balefully at his 1983 Panini sticker album opened at the Sheffield Wednesday page....
"Why, Gary...why?".............
Excellent from both of you. 5*
Author Ye Olde Pastie's glorious tale is a masterclass in how to turn a rapscallion's dishonesty into this year's most hilarious narrative.
Verdict: laugh out loud funny
Rating:
Superb. 5*
Rumours are abound of a film being made of the whole thing with Leo Di Caprio, Brad Pitt, Tony Knowles starring and with Plastic Pam playing herself the budget has just gone to £6.75.
Wonderful stuff, absolutely wonderful and with the addition from TCT this is the first EVER article to gain the coveted bonus as awarded by the soon-to-be Mrs Piper who is at this moment cracking up with laughter on the couch here in my lounge. Top stuff!
This article and Tony's comment really raises the bar!
Worth reading the Bolton 606 page again.
More stars than you can shake a broken spinnaker at.
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posted on 23/3/13
...and 'tis said that on certain nights a shadowy figure can be seen crouched on the beach, huddled against the wind and crashing surf, as he tries desperately to find the particular palm tree he buried his box of Special Shares under.
He stumbles from tree to tree, child's spade in hand, as he frantically digs and scratches at the sand.
But to no avail......
Time hasn't been kind to the lonely "Wanderer"......
His memory isn't what it used to be and his desperation to find the treasure grows with every waning of the silver moon....
"Why hast thou forsaken me and left me to search in vain for what I know is rightfully mine?" he cries, as he stares balefully at his 1983 Panini sticker album opened at the Sheffield Wednesday page....
"Why, Gary...why?".............
posted on 23/3/13
Excellent from both of you. 5*
posted on 23/3/13
Author Ye Olde Pastie's glorious tale is a masterclass in how to turn a rapscallion's dishonesty into this year's most hilarious narrative.
Verdict: laugh out loud funny
Rating:
posted on 24/3/13
Superb. 5*
Rumours are abound of a film being made of the whole thing with Leo Di Caprio, Brad Pitt, Tony Knowles starring and with Plastic Pam playing herself the budget has just gone to £6.75.
posted on 24/3/13
Very good!
posted on 24/3/13
Wonderful stuff, absolutely wonderful and with the addition from TCT this is the first EVER article to gain the coveted bonus as awarded by the soon-to-be Mrs Piper who is at this moment cracking up with laughter on the couch here in my lounge. Top stuff!
posted on 24/3/13
This article and Tony's comment really raises the bar!
Worth reading the Bolton 606 page again.
More stars than you can shake a broken spinnaker at.
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