'Pato' is Spanish for 'duck'.

"Rooney is a poor man's Tevez."
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I think Tevez and Rooney are quite similar. I persoanlly prefer Rooney as I think has more to his gamer, but Tevez is still a top, top player.

Rooney is also slightly younger than Tevez.

Ibra hasn't skored in England. Rooney has skored in the champions league. Bit better I rekon.

"Ibra goes missing in big games? (El Classico winner)"
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Ooh, he got the winner in one game. Big deal.

"And what does Rooney do in big games?"
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I'm guessing you don't watch much footy?

Barry Smith, shut your ****ing noise you silly

Rooney is quiker.

Rooney is louder so helps the team better in organisation.

Barry Smith, how does Rooney's cream taste? A bit salty?

He doesn't eat kream. He keeps in shape like a proper pro unlike these Brazilians. Pato...

El Pato = Angel Cabrera = FAT

I also think Rooney is slightly prettier with his new hair. Pato's hair is just ridikulous and don't find it attraktive. So more points to Rooney. What a stunning champion.

Rooney pro's and cons:

Cons:

Pros
Scouse
Lack of respect
Awful world cup
Arrogant
Fugly
No left foot
Hasn't improved since leaving Everton

Pros:

He isn't serving me at KFC

Kamran, calm down. Don't let him rattle you. Why do you have to resort to personal attacks?

I do watch a lot of football. But Rooney under performs just as much as Ibra in big games.

Rooney was the best player in the final in May and throughout the kompetition. Best player in the best team in the world for 8 years. Speaks for itself. Best ever? After nekst season, yes. I honestly think so.

When fit, RVP is also a superior striker to Rooney. No doubt.

RVP may skore goals but kould he play left bak when needed? No. He kant hak the physikalness of the PL in my opinion. Rooney is like goliath but bigger and stronger and doesn't lose to tippy tappy little nonsense Davids.

seconded

"Kamran, calm down. Don't let him rattle you. Why do you have to resort to personal attacks?"
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I'm very calm, I'm sure Barry Smith knows I'm only having a bubble.

"I do watch a lot of football. But Rooney under performs just as much as Ibra in big games."
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I'm sorry but I can't take you seriously if this is what you genuinely believe. Rooney regularly scores against Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City etc. He has dug man Utd out of a massive hole numerous times.

sorry barry not seconded you seconded the atisticular guy

Kamran Barry Smith is actually my employer so leave off. He pays me to holler at people he can;t be bothered to call bawjaws.

Thanks Baader.

Kamran. Good for you, don't take someone seriously if they dare say a foreign player is superior to a PL player. Now as I said, keep getting your views straight from the Sun back pages.

I just think that if god kreated the perfekt sportstar/human, it would look and behave like our Rooney lad.

RVP and Rooney are very, very, very similar players. Thy're both very complete players and they have a lot to their game. They can both play in wider positions when needed and they perform on the big stage. Imo they're the two best strikers in the league.

Imo a fit RVP is the best striker on the planet.

I think he would look more evolved not less! Superman not Soup-on-the-lapel-man

Eksaktly, Rooney eats soup whitsh is good for him and he eats it out of trophies.